Jennifer Lawrence & Nicholas Hoult Rumored to Have Split & The Reason Sounds Ridiculous
If you needed to fill your laughable, baseless tabloid story about Jennifer Lawrence quota this week, good news! Celebrity Fix, an Australian gossip site powered by MSN, has your back. According to a new report they published that cites a nameless "source" who apparently has the deets on the Oscar-winner's love life, Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult allegedly broke up because, in their words, "he hates how in love with fame Jen is." I know, I know, it was my first thought too — they mean "food," right? Of all the stars in Hollywood, apart from maybe Anna Kendrick, J.Law is the least likely to grow obsessed with fame. She can't even stop herself from stumbling on the red carpet of every awards show she attends! What is Celebrity Fix talking about?
Still, the site maintains that their expert source is totally not lying when they say that the X-Men lovahs have called it quits because Hoult is too sick and tired of J.Law's "exploded ego" since she got famous and won, like, a million Oscars.
From Celebrity Fix, a site that also published a story titled "Splitsville? Kim Kardashian comfort eating to deal with marriage struggles," and has a rating system for articles ranging from "drool" to "cool" to "yawn" (so, you should be able to understand their trustworthiness):
"They're still talking but Nicholas is moving on. He hates how in love with fame Jen is, and he told her he hates dating an A-list actress.
"That was the most hurtful to Jen because she's worked so hard for her achievements and she's so proud of her career. But Nic wants a more low-key girlfriend and Riley [Keough] fits the bill."
WAIT. Plot twist! Nic's already got a new girl? And he dumped J.Law because she's too famous?
The Hollywood rumour mill went into overdrive last week as it was reported that Nicholas Hoult was spotted cosying up to Riley Keough at No.8's Philo Prom party in New York City. [...]
But it’s no secret that Nicholas, 24, shuns the limelight, opting to predominantly live in the UK rather than in LA...The source adds: "Riley is into acting in indies and not playing the fame game. She also spends a huge amount of time in the UK because her mom Lisa Marie Presley lives there.
"Nic dated Riley when he and Jen were on their last break too and he is ready to give their relationship a shot."
OK. I've heard enough. This whole situation just reeks of bad gossip. But, if it is true (and it really probably isn't), there's only one way to solve this.