Kate Moss Advises Justin Bieber To Stop Being A Douche — Because Who Hasn't At This Point?
The hottest thing in Hollywood today is telling Justin Bieber he's a douchecanoe. Imagine I said that in an SNL Stefon voice. But seriously, apparently everyone had a go at Bieber at Ricard Tisci's birthday bash. First it was Lord Of the Rings elfman Orlando Bloom trying to punch his face off; then, reportedly, Kate Moss wagged a verbal finger in his direction for being way too good at being a petulant dickbag. It all goes to prove: Justin Beiber is officially Hollywood's favorite punching bag.
It's rare that a celebrity falls so far from grace that it becomes en vogue for their fellow celebrities to take merciless swipes at his integrity in public. It happened with Chris Brown, sure, because he beat up a woman. And remember when President Obama called Kanye West a jackass after the Taylor Swift incident? Now Bieber's the go-to celeb to publicly disapprove of. Everybody's doing it!
Most recently it's Kate Moss, who apparently went all stern schoolmarm on Bieber at that Tisci party every tabloid celeb went to recently. As a source told The Sun:
Kate had a huge go at him and told him he needed to behave. She was giving Bieber some choice words like a teacher after the singer asked to be introduced.
[...] 'He'd gone up to say hi to [Kate] like his usual cocky self, expecting her to gush over him. It was quite a slap in the face.'
Granted, these reports are from The Sun, so let's just say we should take this with a gigantic grain of sand. Not that it's out of character that someone would lecture Bieber these days. But it fits into the narrative quite nicely, especially if you photoshop Leonardo DiCaprio into the background laughing his ass off.