How Do You Get New Clothes On Kim Kardashian iPhone Game? It's Not Easy

Remember that episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians where Kris Jenner over-booked her daughter and Kim Kardashian ended up firing her? Well, this weekend I wanted to fire Simon for offering me this challenge on Kim Kardashian: Hollywood: three 24-hour photoshoots to be completed in 72 hours in exchange for new clothes. The new clothes in question were a beach outfit and new hairdo from the latest Kim Kardashian: Hollywood upgrade that also includes Level 23. Now that I spent almost three days without sleeping, at least I have something to wear to my many beach photoshoots and my overpriced Miami beach house.

Was it worth it? Well, for someone like me that's staunchly refusing to spend any of my real dollars on K Stars and/or energy, a grueling, longterm photoshoot challenge was worth it for a bikini, cover-up, and hairstyle that includes a cute sailor's hat. I mean, that's practically a steal considering a bathing suit alone will run you 45 or 60 K-Stars and a new hairstyle could run you up to 100 K stars. So, what exactly do you need to do to get the new outfit and to the brand new Level 23?

Fancy, right? Well, first you have to complete these this challenge:

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Three 24-hour photoshoots in three days. Sounds crazy, doesn't it? I usually have an anxiety attack halfway through ONE 24-hour photoshoot because it seems like 30 energy points get me nowhere — like, not even one star nowhere. And now Simon expects me to do THREE? Well, Kim never said that being famous was easy.

Except, getting this free outfit and hairstyle actually is pretty easy. I mean, in the interest of getting good reviews and more fans, you want to get as many stars as possible. But, really, the only criteria to get the free goods is that you complete the job.

Simon calls and offers you the challenge of getting all three shoots done in 72 hours so you can get some free goods. And you subsequently start planning your sleeping schedule around how long it'll take for your energy to refill. Or you look into this list of how to get energy fast. Because you have to do what you have to do to be famous, people. And when all of the blood, sweat, and tears are shed, you've got a brand new, beach shoot-appropriate outfit to wear.

What I really need to know is if there's a support group for Kim Kardashian: Hollywood players who are in the middle of a 24-hour shoot, have no energy left, and don't know what to with themselves except watch the clock. Because I really need one.

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