Cranston's Hemorrhoid Cream Ad Is Here

Did you ever watch VH1's Before They Were Rock Stars back in the not-so-long-ago day? Wasn't it a blast to see glamorous stars do burger commercials or kill it with their prepubescent vocal ranges? Yes. Of course it was. So imagine how fun it is to watch this supercut of famous actors before they were famous. It includes Aaron Paul, Keanu Reeves, and even a really tiny Joseph Gordon-Levitt. I'm not going to spoil it for you because I want you to experience the joy of watching this collection of gloriously cheesy old commercials, but I will tell you that there are two prevalent themes in this video: cereal and fast food.

Whether it's Paul's Corn Pops commercial (he's gotta have his pops — please, someone mash up this commercial with a Jesse Pinkmanism — "I gotta have my pops, bitch!") or a toddler Sarah Michelle Gellar explaining how she gets back at McDonald's by going to Burger King, there's a whole lot of grains and burgers going on. Oh, while it may not fall in the "cereal" or "fast food" category, it seems worth mentioning that Bryan Cranston tells us that hemorrhoid cream works.

Check it out below, and enjoy watching some of your favorite actors and comedians plug products. Also, bless the '80s and '90s for their fantastic commercial jingles. They don't make 'em like they used to.