Kris Jenner's Show Couldn't Be Saved With a Fake Baby, a Real Baby, or a Kanye

Poor Kris Jenner, she just can't catch a break. After only a six-week trial run with her show Kris, FOX has allegedly decided to cancel Kris because of her dismal ratings. And I mean dismal: FOX apparently told Kris there was absolutely no way her show would be picked up for a season run.

To which I say: HAHA. Who in their right mind would give Kris Jenner a talk show, anyway? She already gets enough screen time on Keeping Up with the Kardashians. The only remotely interesting thing about her talk show was the episode in which Kanye showed up with a photo of his and Kim's baby, North. Which was incredible — that baby is already stunning, and probably a bigger star than Kris Jenner.

I'm sure that Kris is sad she won't get to the use her talk show as a platform for the drama that is currently engulfing her family (apparently, Lamar Odom has a drug problem, and Khloe is trying to help him.) But Kris doesn't want them to split and stuck her nose into the business, visiting the divorce lawyer with Khloe to convince her not to leave her man. Ugh. Kris Jenner, enough with your meddling mouth. Thank god your show got cancelled wait, what's that? You're denying it? Par for the Kardashian course, I guess: