Kim Kardashian, her oily butt, and her full front nudity, which she put on display for Paper, broke the Internet. Kardashian's naked Paper cover is all anyone is talking about and frankly, it's starting to exhaust me. Yes, Kim's shapely derriere is pretty amazing and kudos to her for having the confidence to let the whole world see all of her lady parts. But honestly, it's expected. The Kardashian family business is built on letting everything hang out, both literally and figuratively, and naked celebs on mag covers is nothing new. Oh, hey, Rihanna, hey. Oh, hey, Gaga, hey! Oh, hey Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley with Tom Ford, hey!
I personally find Kimmy to be way more striking and interesting when she finds sexy ways to cover up. That's way harder then just showing it off, no?
Here are 10 times that prove Kim Kardashian always looks hot, not matter what she is (or isn't) wearing.
Cali Girl In Coral
This coral mini showed off her arms and legs, yes, but it fit her flawlessly, and the bright hue popped against her permabronzed skin.
Kardashian didn’t need to flash her cleavage to get attention. This lacy white dress got its boost and fashion-forwardness from its statement shoulder pads. Lace can be a fuddy duddy fabric — but not on Kim K.
OK, while I hope that the furry topper is synthetic, KKW’s all black ensemble was pulled together, covered up, and still sexy.
Showing Her (Zebra) Stripes
This outfit was a total win for the way she paired the zebra print pencil skirt with a leather cropped top. Big ups to Kardashian for being able to mix two very tricky things to pull off.
With her golden hair and tawny skin, Kardashian shook it up a bit with a satin-y power pantsuit. It was a grownup moment for her.
This pale, blush, and strapless mini showed off all of KKW’s enviable assets, but the soft color really let her figure be the focus.
Even More White
Mrs. West certainly has an affinity for wearing white when she covers up. This is the most prim and proper I’ve ever seen her, thanks to the tuxedo-like blazer, but she didn’t lose any of her Kim-ness.
North West’s mama was spun in layers of gold. It’s not a color we see her don often, but it was another adult look that screamed “classic.”
While North was in utero, Kimmy K. wrapped herself in this floral, granny’s couch cushion pattern-like dress from Givenchy. It was heavily criticized and it was not my fave look of the 2013 Met Gala, but in retrospect, it was a statement.
Shiny, Happy Mommy-To-Be
Kim K seriously rocked her entire pregnancy with North in style. This LBD was one of my favorites, with a super flattering shape. KKW got a lot of flack for wearing leather and some really questionable maternity ensembles — no stretchy waistband maternity skinnies for a Kardashian — but this was a fashion grand slam.