PTC Doesn't Want Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Promos To Air During 'Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer'
Tuesday night, right after an episode of NCIS, the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show will air on CBS. ("Why'd you bring up NCIS?" you ask. "That detail seems superfluous." Don't worry. It'll make sense in a second.) But before the undie modelin' show or the procedural drama can begin, beloved Christmas classic Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer will play. And the Parents Television Council is stressin' about the Rudolph/NCIS/VSFS lineup. The organization really, really doesn't want any VSFS or NCIS promos to pop up during the stop-motion holiday movie. PTC president Tim Winter issued the following statement to The Hollywood Reporter:
Translation: May the Rudolph audience not witness any clips of NCIS dead bodies and/or violence. And may the Rudolph audience not witness any clips of the fancy underwear fashion show.
Got it. What's that? There's more? Oh, OK.
I trusted you, CBS. I trusted youuuuuuuu!
The scare quotes. THE SCARE QUOTES. So salty!