'OITNB's Christmas Song "Holidays at Litchfield" Needs to Be a Holiday Classic Right Now — VIDEO
As far as Christmas songs go, there are a lot of classics: "Winter Wonderland," "Let It Snow," "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas," "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" — you get the idea. It's an endless list! And now, it looks like we've got another addition to add immediately. Though season 3 of Orange Is the New Black is still pretty far off, with the premiere slated for sometime in June 2015, we do have a special little holiday miracle straight out of Litchfield Correctional Facility — in the form of a Orange Is the New Black Christmas song titled "Holidays From Litchfield." Needless to say, it's perfect.
Going along to the tune of "12 Days of Christmas," the song is given the special Litchfield treatment as everyone from Piper (Taylor Schilling) to Sophia (Laverne Cox) to Crazy Eyes (Uzo Aduba) takes part — with lyrics like "On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me/ a partridge in a pear tree," replaced with things like "On my first day at Litchfield, my bunkmate gave to me/ 12 smokes for smoking/ 11 Pipers piping," etc. — and it just gets more and more hilarious from there. Also, who knew Crazy Eyes was such a natural on stage?
So, yeah, I think it's safe to say this is definitely going to be on repeat at my house during this year's Christmas. You can check out the clip below.