Awesome Boyfriend Lets His Girlfriend Know It's Okay to Poop at His Place in the Sexiest Way Possible — PHOTO
Everyone poops. Sorry if that notion offends you, but it's true. And while we might be reluctant to admit to any kind of foul odor or brown sticky stuff coming out of our butts when we're, say, with someone we want to find us sexy, flatulence and feces are both as inevitable as the sun rising in the morning. That's why when this clever boyfriend let his girlfriend know it was okay to poo at his house using a print out of Feminist Ryan Gosling, I emitted an audible "Awwwww", because a couple accepting poo as part of their relationship is pretty much the cutest thing in the world. In this instance, Feminist Ryan Gosling was saying, "Hey girl, your natural bodily functions only make you more beautiful to me." Can I get another "Awwwww"?
The clearly impressed girlfriend posted a photo of her boyfriend's acceptance note to Reddit with the following caption:
"After a full day of staying in and eating takeout, I was embarrassed about having to poop at my bfs place for the first time. While doing my business, he slipped this under the door."
Humans poo. And if you want to be close with another human, from time to time (possibly every day if they are me), they will need to poo while you're around (especially when hungover/eating deli sandwiches/curry/being stressed about work/drinking coffee/any give Tuesday, etc.). You don't need to watch or anything, but don't act like your shit don't stink. After all, if everyone loves the smell of their own brand, surely they can come to love the smell of their partner's poo too.