The love story of Emma Roberts and Evan Peters is a modern epic in the vein of Abelard et Heloise. Welp, maybe that's the Internet hyperbole talking, but these two certainly had a long road to betrothal. We're in desperate need of a timeline of Emma Roberts and Evan Peters' relationship. Hey, we could all afford to know our celebrities a little better, right?
Inquiring minds must have more information about this affair that seems to vacillate between passion and acrimony. First they liked each other, but thought the other one was totally apathetic. Then, they were hopelessly in love, and frolicked down the craft services tables on the American Horror Story set holding hands and making out. Then, they were calling the cops on one another for domestic disputes, and now they're engaged. Ay caramba!! HOW do we keep track of all of this? I’m already getting whiplash from the manic ping-pong match of their love.
It’s time we sat down and took inventory of this torrid affair, because I can’t afford another trip to the chiropractor. In order to make some sense out of their saga, let's look back at the history of Emma Roberts' and Evan Peters' love.
Late 2011 - Early 2012
Roberts joins the cast of American Horror Story: Coven, the series that Peters has been on since 2011. Lovers become co-workers.
Roberts is arrested for an instance of alleged domestic violence against Peters. As TMZ reports, Peters was allegedly found with a bloody nose and a bite mark, after the two had an altercation. However, he decided not to press charges.
July 2013: Part 2
As People reports, Peters proposed to Roberts during a holiday trip to London. Later on in the month, Roberts dished to Chelsea Handler about how she and Peters began dating. After mentioning that she didn't really think he liked her very much at first, she remembers the tides turning: "He texted me, and then we got together."
Peters and Roberts are spotted out at a cocktail party in the wee hours of the morning one night, and Roberts appears to be disgruntled and crying on Peters' shoulder. Plenty of celeb news outlets claimed this as a "trouble in paradise" moment, but it looks to me like an instance of Roberts getting a smidge tired and cranky. We've all been there.
A source told OK! Magazine that the couple's mercurial relationship was driving their AHS: Freak Show co-stars bonkers. “Basically, as soon as the director yells, 'Cut,' Emma and Evan are making out,” the insider said. “That is, if they’re not screaming at each other.”
Peters and Roberts remain engaged. We're not sure when they're planning to get married, but if you're taking bets, my money is on the not too distant future.
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