Margaret Atwood is the queen of post-apocalyptic fiction. From zombies to worldwide contagions, few things are as captivating as the apocalypses she conjures — aside from what comes after. More brutal than The Hunger Games, more disturbing than The Road, Atwood’s post-apocalyptic stories are as much about physical survival as psychological endurance, and her dystopias are among the most wretched and most (horrifyingly) believable ones I’ve encountered as a reader.
Yet, these post-apocalyptic stories also offer up some of the most fascinating and complex portraits of humanity and society in literature. Whether it’s the objectification of women (The Handmaid’s Tale) or the cruelty of the prison system (Positron), Atwood’s dystopian tales exhibit a deep awareness of just how fragile our social freedoms truly are. Even more importantly, these stories test their character’s grit, integrity, and adaptability against seemingly impossible odds — and, in doing so, provide readers roadmaps for navigating, and even preventing, the catastrophic results of rocketing into the future without examining the present.
With The Handmaid’s Tale’s slated for an
upcoming film debut, lately I’ve
started asking myself: Which of Atwood’s apocalypses could I survive, if
any? After revisiting and re-examining Atwood’s take on world-ending disasters,
I’ve narrowed the list down to seven visionary, post-apocalyptic dystopias that
range in scope — from a single person to an entire country — and intensity. Perhaps
the real question is: Which do you think you could survive?
7. The Happy Zombie Sunrise Home
Co-written by Atwood and Naomi Alderman, this zombie apocalypse might be the result of an infectious and addictive energy drink — although nobody knows for sure. For those who live outside the designated “safe zones,” the apocalypse isn’t pretty, but it’s survivable. The narrator “Grandma Clio” fights them off with garden tools, taking a tree pruner to their skulls, which are soft, “more or less like pumpkins.” Nothing you and I couldn’t handle, at least on the physical level.
Chances of survival: Very high.
Surviving the man-made plague is just the beginning of your troubles in this novel, the third of Atwood's MaddAddam series. With gene-spliced creatures and hardened criminals known as “Painballers” dogging your every move, you’ll have plenty to worry about in this bioengineered dystopia — although, with the help of a few friends, you'll have some hope of survival.
Chances of survival: Relatively high.
5. Year of the Flood
Gang violence, sexual violence, and suicide rule this dystopian society. And you, as you follow along with Toby, endure all of it before finding a semi-peaceful tribe to take you in. Brainwashing and turf wars remain a constant threat.
Chances of survival: Mediocre.
4. Oryx and Crake
In the first book of her MaddAddam trilogy, genographers unleash the deadly virus, killing off almost everybody and leaving behind a few nasty beasts and the gentle humanoid Crakers to deal with. Bioengineered apocalypses are in many ways the most terrifying sort — as they attack from within and generally don’t discriminate against their victims.
Chances of survival: Very low.
As their solution to widespread social collapse, the government of the experimental city Consilience rotates citizens in and out of a prison known as Positron. Participants spend one month at home, basking in the illusion of normalcy, and the next month in prison, dodging execution. Who could relax under these circumstances? I’d be sure to fold in under a year from the psychological pressure.
Chances of survival: Seriously unlikely.
2. The Handmaid’s Tale
Following widespread infertility, the women in this dystopia are downgraded to sex slaves, separated from their families, and not allowed so much as a book or a bottle of hand lotion to soothe their frayed nerves and dry skin. Public hangings, thought-controlling “Aunts,” and fellow desperate handmaids await the surviving women at every turn.
Chances of survival: Extremely scarce.
1. The Tent
You’re in a paper tent, you’re surrounded by red-eyed howlers, your only candle tips over, your tent goes up in flames. This apocalypse (whether real or imagined) spans just four pages, and the isolation and fear are palpable in every word. This apocalypse chills me to the bone.
Chances of survival: Nearly impossible.
GOOD LUCK, EVERYONE.Images: Michael Lehenbauer/flickr; Giphy