Do Not Wish to Be Jesse's Girl

I'll say it now: If you haven't seen last week's episode of Breaking Bad, "Granite Slate," and are one of those people who gets all weird about spoilers, STOP READING NOW. SPOILERS LIE AHEAD. That said, now we can move on. OK. So, I know Jesse Pinkman (Aaron Paul) is dreamy and all, but have any of you ever noticed how pretty much everything he touches goes to shit? Sure, it's all Walt's fault, but still — the poor guy just can't catch a break. It's almost like there's some higher power out there in the Breaking Bad universe pulling the strings, getting pleasure out of torturing him. This unfortunately also extends to the girls that Jesse dates, as this video from CollegeHumor perfectly illustrates.

Titled "I Wish I Wasn't Jesse's Girl," the video is pretty witty — it's set to the tune of Rick Springfield's 1980 hit, "Jessie's Girl," except instead of being written in the POV of a guy pining over Jesse's hot girlfriend, it's written from the POV of both Jesse's exes Jane Margolis and Andrea Cantillo, both of whom perished as a result of the choices Jesse made regarding the meth underworld.

Poor Jesse. I'd say I want to give him a hug but, well... better not.

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