Meet The World's Most Inappropriate Teddy Bear

Valentine's Day is right around the corner, so it might be time to start thinking about gifts — and a new item is being released just in time for February 14th. There's a Fifty Shades of Grey inspired teddy bear, so basically a gift that's fifty shades of you probably won't be hearing from me again, but thanks!

The Vermont Teddy Bear Company released a limited edition teddy bear to correspond with the release of the highly anticipated Fifty Shades of Grey film (because a teddy bear is the natural thing that comes to mind when you think about Fifty Shades of Grey). The gray teddy is 15" and comes wearing a suit, BDSM mask, and a mini pair of handcuffs. But don't think about picking up this little guy as a harmless, funny V-day joke, because he does not come cheap. The seductive bear will run you $89.99, so that's some serious dough to throw down for a stuffed animal.

He's got a cute little face, and it's actually kind of brilliant in a satirical, ironic sort of way, just make sure that your girl or guy sees the irony behind it, or at least make sure you've been together for good long time, because otherwise this is just plain creepy, and might generate a fair number of blocked cell phone numbers (and maybe a restraining order or two).

Images: Vermont Teddy Bear Company; Getty Images