'Vanderpump Rules' Cast Celeb Doppelgangers, In Case They Ever Make My Dream Of a Vanderpump Movie a Reality
One hour of Vanderpump Rules drama per week is simply not enough: Since Lisa Vanderpump’s ragtag group of actor/servers, musician/busboys, and model/bartenders came into my life, I can’t be satisfied. I pray, I pine, I perish for more time with the staff of SUR, which got me thinking: who'd play the Vanderpump Rules cast if there was a Vanderpump Rules movie? Two-and-a-half hours of Lisa, Katie, Tom(s), Jax, Stassi, and the whole gang, ready and waiting to explode into delicious drama. What Vanderpump fan wouldn’t watch that? I’d go to a midnight showing with a bottle of Vanderpump vodka strapped to my body.
Before Vanderpump fans can see a movie, we need to (dream) cast the movie. Obviously, the show takes place in Los Angeles, a city in which actors are not even a dime a dozen — they’re a nickel. Everyone at SUR is already so beautiful, so how do you choose celebrities who are even more beautiful to portray them on the big screen? Over many hours of tireless image searching, IMDB browsing, and gawking at hot men (it’s a tough job, but someone has to do it), I’ve collected a list of the celebrities that are just perfect for a Vanderpump Rules dream casting. Got your popcorn ready?
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