"Women React to Dick Pics" Video Is Hilarious, and Should Cure Guys of the Idea Their Dicks Are Magic

The unsolicited dick pic is, unfortunately, a staple of the modern dating world — and can even happen in distinctly non-romantic contexts, for no apparent reason. But something tells me men might be surprised by what happens after they press send, as shown in the video "Women React To Dick Pics." Because if dudes think that women are breathlessly impressed and turned on when someone's penis turns up on their phone, they are sadly mistaken.

Personally I've never understood why anyone feels the need to send a picture of their genitals to someone who hasn't shown a clear and unambiguous desire to see it. I mean, I suppose in a best case scenario they might find it sexy, but how likely is that, really? I hate to break it to the men of the world, but your penises really aren't as inherently sexy as you seem to think they are, sans context or warning. It's much more likely that you're going to make someone uncomfortable, which is opposite of good sexy times. And then of course there's the fact that in a worst case scenario, someone who gets a dick pic out of nowhere could feel triggered or threatened. That's not just bad sexy times; that's hurting another human being. And who wants to do that?

Obviously, the women in this video know what they signed up for and are fully aware that they are going to be looking at pictures of penises; even so, though, their reactions should still clue some guys in to the fact that looking at a dick pic on your phone is not the automatically sexy experience you might think it is. Rather than drooling after you, it's more likely we react something like this...

Or this:

Or this:

Or this:

Or this:

Or — yes — this:

And those reactions are just the beginning. Watch the full video below — and for the love of all that is good in this world, please brush up on your texting etiquette. That goes for everyone — guys, girls, cats, hedgehogs, the lot.

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