Serious Question: Is Keanu OK?

by Christine DiStasio

Let's talk about Keanu Reeves because, apparently, someone needs to talk about Keanu Reeves. On Thursday, a video of Keanu Reeves riding the subway in NYC surfaced on YouTube and the John Wick actor does not look OK. Sure, his subway etiquette is something to be admired (it is, most definitely, on fleek) — I mean, he actually gave up his seat for a woman carrying a large duffel bag (not that I'm surprised that Keanu is a nice guy) — but it really seems like he didn't know what he was in for when he decided to jump on a crowded NYC subway. Keanu is the definition of "having no chill" in this video and, well, someone really needs to ask whether or not he's OK.

Why does Keanu look so shifty in this video? I know you were thinking it because it was one of the first questions I had to ask myself while watching the actor ride the train. Keanu is a far cry from looking like Helen Mirren riding the subway — who looked positively regal, by the way. He looks kind of terrified, as if he's not sure if he's doing it right (trust me, you are, Keanu, you're doing better than most people who commute on the F train every day).

So, let's talk about Keanu Reeves riding the subway and all of the thoughts you have about Keanu while watching him ride the subway in this video:

Why Does Keanu Look So Shifty?

Look at how fast those eyes are moving.

He Looks Like He's Hoping No One Will Notice Him

You probably should've thought of this before, Keanu. I mean, it's not like people don't know who you are.

Did He Miss His Stop And Now He's Panicking About What To Do Next?

I've been there, buddy. It's the worst.

Is Keanu OK?

He really doesn't look OK.

I'm Actually Kind Of Worried About Him Right Now


Can He Sense That He's Being Filmed?

He has been in the Matrix, after all.

I'm Getting Seriously Stressed Out By This

Why does he look so stressed out — I'm absorbing his energy.

Is This 1530s Keanu Trapped In 2015 Keanu's Body And He's Experiencing The Subway For The First Time While Not Knowing How In The World A Subway Works?

OK, this escalated quickly, but anything's possible.

That's Nice That He Gave Up His Seat

Maybe he was just nervous about talking to that woman. Either way, that was really sweet.

Images: YouTube (2)