On the 16th day of March, the tenth season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians will slip on its sleekest pair of Balmain heels, stomp on over to its designated chair at the head of the black lacquered banquet table that is E!’s Sunday night lineup, and begin. AND THANK GOODNESS. Anyone who knows me and/or is aware of my unfettered love for the reality series should not be caught off guard by what I am about to say: I sincerely cannot wait to put KUWTK Season 10 in my eyes. Yes, Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons ended only a month ago, but I am ready for the Kardashian-Jenner family to return to my TV set. Here's another not shocking statement: The fresh promo for Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 10 made my heart go a-flutter. Enjoyed all 30 seconds of it.
In the preview, we see Kendall Jenner walking the runway, Scott Disick telling Kourtney Kardashian that her family is just trying to "catch [him] riding dirty," Kris Jenner hugging two of her daughters in the middle of a DASH store, and Kim Kardashian sitting next to a wall of wine bottles.
"Is that it?" you ask. "That doesn't sound krazy."
Oh, but it is. Upon kloser inspection, the KUWTK Season 10 promo is chock full of WTF moments. Here are the things that kaught my attention and left me with kwestions/komments:
Did Kris Jenner have a portal installed in her home? Why haven't we seen it before? Will we get to see someone use the portal this season? Is the cake a lie?
What happened between the Kardashian-Jenner sisters and this inflatable swan? What prompted this WWE Smackdown? Will the swan reveal all of the behind-the-scenes deets in a talking head?
That man in the background:
That guy is as much the focus of this scene as Kris is. I assume whoever is behind the camera is trying to tell us something. WHO IS THAT GUY?!?!
Kim's raptor hand:
Did Kim's hand turn into a raptor claw? Will Kim's Raptor Claw be the B plot of an episode?
Kourtney's piercing gaze:
Can Kourtney see directly into my soul/read my mind? Will Kourtney The Mind Reader be the B plot of an episode?
Woo-WEE. I am ready for Season 10 and that raptor claw.
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