If George Zimmer doesn't guarantee we'll like the way we look, will we like the way we look?
We'll have to find out — according to USA Today, the Men's Warehouse founder, who became famous for his appearance in commercials for the clothing chain, has been fired from his post as chairman. So far, there's no word as to why Zimmer was terminated (signs point to a conflict with the board), but it's troubling news. We won't trust the guarantee of just any bearded man who looks good in a suit.
Then again, perhaps we should remember the words of a wise man named Tommy:
Still, Men's Warehouse commercials will never be the same. We guarantee it.