Miley Cyrus Was Offered a Porn Deal But It's Not What You Think, It's Better

Right. So, it's pretty obvious that this is just some sort of publicity stunt, because no porn company in their right minds would ever think Miley Cyrus would agree to work with them — but this is still pretty hilarious, so I'm posting it. Also, it's a Thursday afternoon and I'm already mentally checked out for the week, so if I want to spend my time reading letters that porn companies have sent to Miley Cyrus, I WILL, DAMNIT. Now. A company called GameLink offered Miley Cyrus a porn deal offering her a role in one of their upcoming projects. Also, GameLink apparently bears the slogan "Always Turned On," because get it?

Anyway, the role isn't exactly what you'd think — they don't want Miley to star, they actually want Miley to direct. TWIST.

Yep. Like, legitimately give her full control of her own porno, with a budget of $1 million (they wrote this in all caps, it's worth noting), so she can "show the world [she] is not a little girl anymore." It kind of sounds like whoever wrote this has a mustache, a lot of chest hair, and wears a lot of velvet tracksuits.

We at Gamelink feel this gives you a chance to finally show the world you are not a little girl anymore, and you won't bow to the pressures of the likes of Sinead O'Connor, who is jealous of your success.
We at GameLink have been watching your career with great interest as you break your child star persona and become an empowered young woman that is unapologetic about your lifestyle, especially when it comes to expressing your sexuality.

That must be real flattering coming from the people who produced Ass Party 6 and The Anal Academy 2.

Anyway, this is obviously a publicity stunt, so I won't really pay it too much attention — the letter was really just too hilarious to pass up. You can check it out in full here over at TMZ if you like, or just, you know, content yourself with the knowledge that this is a thing that's happened.

The ultimate plot twist would be if Miley was actually considering it, but I kind of think pigs would fly before that happened.