If you've been lamenting the loss of a single George Clooney ever since he married Amal Alamuddin, I don't blame you. Sure, Alamuddin is pretty much my personal hero at this point — if you don't love her as much as Clooney does, you are wrong — but Clooney was so dedicated to the bachelor lifestyle before. Now he's become another beloved star that has been taken off the market, just like Eddie Redmayne and Benedict Cumberbatch. That's where Tomorrowland comes in. The film, which stars Clooney, Britt Robertson, and Hugh Laurie, debuted another trailer on Monday, one that gave you all the glimpses of Clooney that you could ever hope to get. Even better, it gave you a Clooney with scruff. The best kind of Clooney.
However, I still have a lot of questions about that trailer. Clooney plays a former teen genius who reluctantly teams up with Robertson to dive head-first into the secrets of a mysterious place known as Tomorrowland, but the trailer has so much going on that it can be hard to keep on top of it all. Like, where did those cute robots come from? How did Clooney keep from receiving visitors before Robertson? And why is Clooney so hot? These questions and more might have been running through your head after watching the trailer, because I know they were running through mine.
1. How has the world not grown out of recording everything with their phones?
Then again, coming up with new ways to stalk each other is our favorite past time these days.
2. What's in the bag, George Clooney?
I hope it's an engagement ring, for when he proposes to me next.
3. How is her dad not seeing this?
Her uncle? Her brother? Her cousin? Either way, how is he not seeing this?
Okay, George Clooney. That's not creepy at all.
5. How hot is George Clooney in this trailer?
The answer is very.
6. No, seriously, can we talk about how hot he is?
Then again, maybe we shouldn't. We might never stop talking about it.
7. Is Dr. House practicing medicine in space now?
Okay, so Hugh Laurie is famous for a lot more than House. But, come on. The jokes write themselves.
8. Is Britt Robertson the Mockingjay?
The last incredibly important pin I saw in a film was attached to Katniss Everdeen, is all I'm saying.
9. How cute is this robot?
I want twelve.
10. Why didn't George Clooney just get a real dog?
Surely not EVERYONE who comes to his house is afraid of dogs. Someone before Britt Robertson was going to realize that was a hologram. I mean, really.
11. Where can I get that hat?
It's small-town, post-apocalyptic chic, if you ask me.
12. Is this what the future looks like?
Where's my jet pack and my flying car? Sign me up!
13. Why are we blowing up children?
Can we not? It's not a good look! They are the future, and villains need to stop going after the children in these movies.
14. Can we take this film as proof George Clooney will make a great dad?
Look how good he is with these kids. I can already see his journey from a gruff loner into a warm family man happening before my very eyes.
15. Where can I get my own bathtub rocket?
And, also, why was he willing to buy one of those and not buy a dog?!
16. Will this film crossover with Guardians of the Galaxy?
The answer to this question should be yes. The scenery has a couple of things in common, is all I'm saying, and I want to see Chris Pratt everywhere.
Check out the trailer below.
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