Carson Dean's Dance To "Uptown Funk" On The Treadmill Just Became Everyone's New #FitnessGoal — VIDEO

If uptown hasn't fully funked you up yet, then it's about to. I've seen a lot of movers and groovers strutting their stuff on YouTube since Bruno Mars' new single hit the air waves, but none quite as ambitious as this guy who dances on a treadmill as a cardio workout. Carson Dean has taken both the song and cardiovascular exercise to the next level, and dare I say, makes going to the gym look almost...fun? Almost.

Dean happens to be a performer in Los Angeles, and judging by the size of his biceps, is no stranger to gym equipment. I've spent my entire life telling people I hate treadmills so I can sound like a snobby outside-only runner, but the truth is, I can't so much as reach for a water bottle without falling over, so I'm doubly impressed by this man's antics. If he wants to lead this class in a gym then I am a hundred percent all for it. (To be clear, that's not because I would be participating. I would be in the back of the room, watching with my jaw unhinged in awe.)

This guy has got some seriously bonkers treadmill skilllz. To borrow a quote from Bruno Mars that I'm sure has been abused more than its fair share since this video was released, "Don't believe me, just watch."

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BOOM.

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Here is about the moment you'll get fully funked.

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TOO SMOOTH FOR THIS WORLD.

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Here's the full, uncut version of his dance. I shouldn't have to warn you not to try this at home, so I won't. Also because I'm a bit of a sadist and the idea people falling on their asses amuses me.

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Oh, what's that? You want a close up of this handsome specimen? GLAD YOU ASKED.

I also found this. I have no idea WTF is happening here but I'm not going to complain.

I don't know about everybody else but I personally feel a WHOLE lot better about letting Monday happen now.

Images: IAmCarsonDean/Facebook; YouTube (5)