How Your Smartphone Can Help You Have Better Sex — Watch And Learn, Kids
Smartphones have changed everything: communication, transportation, masturbation — but sex with a partner? Not so much. Since the dawn of Blackberrys, iPhones and Androids, couples everywhere have wondered if there was an app for better sex, and a new Durex ad finally reveals how your phone can transform your sex life. Surely, if we are legitimately planning a colony on Mars in the near future, we can harness technology to make getting it on even more out of this world? Hold onto your genitals, kids, because scientists have finally brought us the answer, and every smartphone has it: the off button.
OK, I know, ha ha very funny. It's a silly premise, but, truthfully, how many times has a text distracted you during sex? How many times have you wondered if there might just be a FB message or tweet that could have come through in the last minute while you were stripping down? And what about your shopping cart you left open on that site? Or the filter you never chose for that pre-sex selfie? But I digress. Props to Durex for getting to the heart (on) of the matter. Unless you're in a long-distance relationship (or on the prowl), no app or technical functionality is going to help you. Your smartphone may transform every other aspect of your life, but when it comes to sex, you'll probably still need to turn it off to get turned on.