Kim Kardashian's Wedding Dress Could Be One of These Gorgeous Picks

The entity known as Kimye gets a lot of criticism, but honestly, Kanye's proposal was pretty cute. He rented out a stadium! And he wrote so many extra 'e's into the proposal! And Kim loves getting engaged! And their baby is so cute!

Kim, we really do want you to be happy. We think you're a beautiful girl, and we really don't want Kanye to pick out your wedding dress. Consider us your figure-conscious girlfriends (we know your shape well — you've made sure of that) and let us give you some dress recommendations. We'll come shopping, too, if you need feedback! *pops champagne*

Monique Lhuillier

Since this is Kim's third wedding, there's a chance she'll want to go a little more low-key in the bridal department. (Since this is Kanye's first wedding, it will probably take place on the moon and be beamed directly into our brains.) It's hard to imagine Kim wearing a knee-length gown — let's not dream that big — however, this slightly shorter number is less formal than a floor-length gown, but still dramatic enough to attract paparazzi.

Monique Lhuillier Magnolia gown, Fall/Winter 2013, moniquelhuillier.com

Vera Wang

Kim wore a Vera Wang ballgown for her last wedding to He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named, and we all know the tiny waist/major cleavage factor of a ballgown flatters Kim's figure. But now that she's trying to reinvent herself as one-half of the world's next power couple, what better way to stand out from the crowd than in a ravishing dark red gown?

Vera Wang "Karen" gown, Spring 2013, verawang.com

Oscar de la Renta

This one is a no brainer — Kim's figure would look amazing in this minimalist dress.

Oscar de la Renta "Adele" gown, Bridal 2014, oscardelarenta.com

Badgley Mischka

Kim likes the mermaid silhouette and it likes her (remember reception dresses #1 and #2?). This is a glamorous, more artistic version of the mermaid, with its intricate beading and the sheer flare at the bottom.

Badgley Mischka "Pisces" gown, Spring 2013, badgleymischka.com

Reem Acra

Call it feminine intuition, call it Instagram stalking, but something tell us that Kim is experiencing a bit of I'm-still-hot-you-guys new mom syndrome. If she still feels like she has something to prove come her big Kanye day, here's a drastically clingy see-through number to guarantee that her curves continue to rule us all.

Reem Acra Bridal Fall 2014, reemacra.com

Naeem Khan

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Kim Kardashian in a high neckline? Can it be? I don't know, she's a mom now... maybe she'll want to cover up a little more. This dress is phenomenally gorgeous, and the pattern takes the focus away from the body and onto the dress. If Kim and Kanye want to be couture, they'll have to take steps in this direction eventually.

Naeem Khan Bridal Fall 2014, naeemkhan.com

BHLDN

What if Kim was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? What if she had a slightly creepy wedding-themed Pinterest, read East Side Bride, and (gasp!) shopped at BHLDN? I think she'd pick this dress, at least for one of her reception looks. To cleanse our palettes, if you will, of her inevitable Kanye-designed ceremony gown — because, HELP US ALL, that last part might actually happen.

BHLDN Ortensia Gown, bhldn.com