James Deen's Porn Star Problems: The Struggle Is Real, According To Buzzfeed

James Deen's life is hard. So. Very. Hard. Whenever the delicious adult actor tries to do even the simplest day-to-day things, he runs into trouble, according to the "Pornstar Problems" Buzzfeed video. The bank teller expects a different kind of "deposit," his doctor wants to examine the huge growth between his legs, and that's not even the worst of it all. I know, I know, boo hoo, he's gorgeous and gets to have hot sex for a living, but let's not forget that performing in porn is a real job, with long, hard hours and — sorry, I'm still thinking about how hard, I mean, stressful, it is.

All kidding aside, I would imagine that this video does hit on some actual problems that Deen and female porn actors alike have to contend with. Everyone assumes they're horny and DTF 24/7, when they're really just trying to order at the drive-through, buy something at the hardware store, or check out a library book — which, coincidentally, are all great locations for a porn shoot, btw, but, I digress. If you ever wondered what it's like to walk the earth as a famous porn actor, this video might just be closer to truth than friction, er, fiction.

Editor's note: Since the publication of this article, James Deen has been accused of sexual assault by several women. He has responded by saying the allegations are false.