What If Emma Watson & Emma Thompson Were Combined?

by Jennifer Still

It's April 15th, which means it's a very special day. What day is that, you ask? Well, it just so happens to be both Emma Watson's birthday. However, it's also Emma Thompson's birthday. Pretty neat, eh? As two of our most beloved actresses — not to mention two of our favorite Hollywood ladies in general — the Emmas know all about being awesome. They're intelligent, funny, talented, beautiful and a million other adjectives we'd be here all day if we listed. Watson and Thomas are individually so amazing that it's hard to imagine how it could get even better, but hey, I'm a dreamer. What if the Emmas were combined into one amazing superhuman? Yeah, I went there!

To be honest, both Watson and Thompson are like superhumans in their own way, so to combine the two is playing with fate a bit. Still, it's fun to imagine things that are already the best getting even better, and combining these women into a single body is pretty mind-blowing to think about. And probably a bit dangerous. Could one body possibly contain all that awesomeness? Doubtful, but we're going to try it anyway.

Here's what a single Emma Watson/Emma Thompson hybrid would be like if she existed.

She'd Win All the Oscars

Both Watson and Thompson are amazing actors, but, if you combined the two, well, you might as well forget about picking up any awards at the Oscars, Golden Globes, SAG Awards, MTV Movie Awards... you get the picture. The Watson/Thompson hybrid would be taking them all home. Good day, sir!

She'd Know Exactly What She Wants and How to Get It

If you know what you want, the only way to get it is to go after it. The Watson/Thompson superhuman wouldn't be shy about being ambitious and focused on achieving her wildest dreams — and good for her!

She'd Be the Life of the Party

You know the old saying: all work and no play makes a dull woman. The Watson/Thompson superhuman would know how to let her hair down with the best of them, having a laugh and being the center of attention wherever she goes.

She'd Stand Up For the Underdog

Both Watson and Thomas have been vocal throughout their careers about standing up for the underdog. Combined, a top priority would be advocating for those who don't have a voice and working hard to make the playing field a little more equal.

She Wouldn't Care What Anyone Thinks of Her

Opinions are like butts — everyone's got them and they all tend to stink. While it can be easy to bow down to what others think of you, Watson and Thompson have never cared about all of that. They are who they are, and there's no changing that. Super Emma sure won't care, either. If you don't like it, you know what you can do.

She'd Be Graceful and Poised In Every Way

Grace and poise are less about physical traits and more about how you carry yourself. Super Emma — like the women she came from — would easily transition between life of the party, focused careerwoman and outspoken advocate while remaining kind, fair and open to the world around her.

She'd Be Brutally Honest

Not only would she not care about what you think of her, our Watson/Thompson hero would also let you know exactly what she thinks of you, even if it isn't particularly what you want to hear. She would never been unnecessarily harsh or hurtful, but she'd tell you her opinion if it was in your best interest to know.

She'd Love Life — Every Single Second of It

Because why wouldn't she? She's superhuman!

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