What Your Favorite 'Game Of Thrones' Character Says About You, From Arya To Cersei (& Even Joffrey)

We back in Westeros, y'all. After what seemed like a long, long winter of waiting, Game Of Thrones came back on April 12, and the second episode from Sunday reminded us of a few things: this show gets real and down and dirty, and who the hell are all these people? Season 5's opener was full of not-so familiar characters, like our favorite faceless man Jaquen H'gar, Ellaria Sand pissed because she wants to avenge Oberyn's death, and the Sons of the Harpy with the worst masks in history. Game Of Thrones always has to start its season with a lot of exposition and character placement, especially now that we're in Braavos with Arya Stark.

Despite all these new exciting rabble-rousers in the war of the seven kingdoms, there are the characters we love that are tried and true and whose impending death we wait anxiously for. There are so many damn people even in the main cast — from families Stark, Baratheon and Lannister, especially — that every one of them appeals to a different sensibility. So what does your favorite Game Of Thrones character say about you? It's more telling than you would think, so feel free to use this reference as a replacement for the Myers-Briggs personality test.

Daenerys Targaryen

You don't have time for the stupidity of some people, because you have goals to achieve. You have a very detailed five-year plan and keep your eyes on the prize. You can do a perfect hair flip.

Arya Stark

You never forgive and you never forget. You have a high learning curve. You cry once a year. You're not here to make friends.

Sansa Stark

You used to be a brat but then life got tough and you grew out of that quick. Sadly you lost your romantic zest for life, but now you're a survivor, you're not gonna give up.

Jon Snow

:( :( :( :( :( Why are you so sad, Jon Snow? Is it because you feel lost in the world? Like you're the only one with morality? That you'll never find love? That you lose everyone you love?

OK, I guess you're kinda justified in your moody brooding. You do you.

Tyrion Lannister

You really know how to roll with the punches. A life of wading through abuse and being the black sheep of your family has made you a hilarious pro at dark humor. You're smarter than everyone around you, meaning you're smart enough to stay on ther periphery and chill. you have a lot of vices, but who can blame you?

Cersei Lannister

You send food back at restaurants and then skimp on the tip. You are only nice to your dad so he will do what you say and everyone else you shoot fire at with your eyes. (Great wardrobe, though.) Probably don't have any friends, but you have amazing hair, and that almost makes up for it.


Can somebody say... sociopath!? Very good at manipulating, and will climb the corporate ladder at all costs. "Enterprising" could be a good euphemism for your life-ruining schemes.

Jaime Lannister

Mr. Misunderstood. You just don't know which way to turn, man. You have a good heart but you're lazy and you're living in the Handsome Bubble. Much like Cersei, you have perfect hair.

Joffrey Baratheon

The only thing this says is trouble. Honestly, look at your life. Look at your choices.

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