It started the first time Tom Hiddleston made you giggle. He said something adorable, you loved it, and you started thinking "OK, I have a crush, no big deal." He's cute and talented, but you lead a busy life and you don't really have time for a relationship right now. Then Tom Hiddleston started saying really profound things about humanity, you realized how smart and wonderful he is, and you were like, "OK, the crush is a little more intense now, but it's fine. I'm fine. We're all fine." Then, one day, Tom Hiddleston did the ice bucket challenge in a tight white shirt and something inside you clicked. "Holy crap," you thought, "I'm really, truly, palpably in love with Tom Hiddleston." Sure, he doesn't know your name, but you've never felt this way about anybody before! Face it: you're head over heels for Tom Hiddleston, and so are we!
Who can blame any of us? Hiddleston is the human incarnation of charm, and we simply can't get enough. He's been brilliant in everything he's ever done, he has the mischievous appeal of a Greek trickster god, and, if he ever decided that I was the one, I would immediately abandon all responsibilities, buy a farm upstate, and add our names to the adoption wait list.
Without further ado, here are the seven most charming Tom Hiddleston moments that solidified our love for him forever.
This Good Boy/Bad Boy Interview
STOP THAT RIGHT NOW! DON'T FLIRT WITH ME IF YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY INTERESTED! IT TOYS WITH MY EMOTIONS!
That Time He Couldn't Stop Dancing
Like Robyn before him, he just keeps dancing on his own. Any interest in a dance partner, Tom?
This Ridiculously Cute Interview With Robert Downey Jr.
Obviously, I'm desperate for a relationship with Tom Hiddleston. The chemistry between him and Robert Downey Jr., however, is undeniable. I guess what I'm saying is that, if Tom Hiddleston left me for Robert Downey Jr., I would completely understand and back out with dignity.
That Time He Explained "Delayed Gratification" to Cookie Monster
I feel like you're trying to tell me something, Tom. Don't use the puppet to tell me to back off, I can take a hint.
That Time He Sang a "Get Loki" Parody of Daft Punk's "Get Lucky"
I know I'm a man, but I'll have your babies.
That Time He Was Shirtless In His Screen Test for Thor
I don't want to objectify you, Tom Hiddleston. I know that you're more than just a piece of meat, and I totally respect you for it. But holy hell...
That Time He Cried
Oh my God, I'm so sorry. I've been thinking about myself this whole time. I can't just expect you to be some shiny love god who helps me weather every storm. I ALSO need to be there for you! I'm here now, Tom. I'm here now...
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