16 Magical Pieces Of 'Harry Potter' Lingerie For All Your Muggle Loving Needs — SLIDESHOW

Fifteen years ago, my childhood best friend and I were in her room when she told me about this book called Harry Potter I should read. "Yeah, whatever," I said to her, not knowing in that instant that I was saying the single stupidest thing I'd ever say in my human life. Because here I am now, at the other side of the obsession that took over my life, so far down the rabbit hole that I've assembled a round of of Harry Potter lingerie for all your Muggle-lovin' needs. Yeah, you read that right. R.I.P., 8-year-old me's innocence. THIS WAS YOUR DESTINY ALL ALONG.

I'd be lying if I said I weren't tempted to buy some of these, because I feel like they could get you some action faster than you could say "Accio bra". Listen, I'm aware that with every sentence I type I am becoming even more of a disgrace to Harry Potter nerds everywhere, but I can't stop myself. I'M A HUFFLEPUFF. We cannot resist anything where the #PunGame is this strong, particularly when it's emblazoned in cotton on our butts. Please forgive me, J.K. Rowling. I don't deserve to be a part of this fandom anymore. Without any further ado, here are some of the best/weirdest pieces of Harry Potter lingerie the internet can buy.

Slytherin Lingerie Set

Slytherin Lingerie Set, $45 ,Etsy

I’m not going to make a Slytherin pun. I’m NOT going to make a Slytherin pun. I’m NOT GOING TO—

Slytherin Underwear

Luna Lovegood Underwear

My Name May Not Be Luna Underwear, $16 ,Etsy

Don’t say you were warned about the puns.

Gryffindor Garter

Gryffindor Garter ,$29, Etsy

Summon your bravery in and out of the sheets.

Ron Weasley Underwear

I'd Get Sleazy Women's Underpants, $16 ,Etsy

Invented by Lavender Brown.

Harry Potter Spandex Set

All Things Harry Potter Set, $28+, Etsy

For when you’re gettin’ it on in the Forbidden Forest and need to outrun a bunch of spiders with proper boob support.

Whorecrux Underwear

Whorecrux Underwear, $15, Etsy

For when you don’t want to beat around the…bush. (Sorry, sorry, sorry.)

Ravenclaw Bra

Ravenclaw Bra, $70, Etsy

Smart is the new sexy, y’all.

Hufflepuff Underwear

Everyone Loves a Hufflepull Undies, $16, Etsy

HELL YEAH THEY DO. (Not that I’m biased or anything.)

Marauders Underwear

I Solemnly Swear Underwear , $16, Etsy


Hogwarts Bra

Hogwarts Bra ,$70 ,Etsy

Nothing shows off alumni status better than a Hogwarts-stamped boob cradle.

Quidditch Underwear

I'm a Keeper Underwear ,$16, Etsy

And I’m a seeker ;) ;) ;).

Hogwarts Thong

Hogwarts Thong ,$12, Bonanza

Keep your friends close and your school SO CLOSE that it’s literally on your butt.

Hogwarts House Color Pasties

Accio Lingerie

Accio Undies,$14, Etsy

When you need to get your clothes off, FAST.

Neville Underwear

I Long For Neville's Bottom Underwear, $16, Etsy

We all know this is why you were really here. #Praise.