What If Kris Jenner & Ross Geller Hung Out? Weirdly, This Scenario Isn't As Random As It Seems
Did you hear about that time Ross Geller and Kris Jenner hung out? For real. While chatting with E! News, David Schwimmer revealed he chatted with Kris Jenner about his new role in Ryan Murphy's FX true crime anthology series American Crime Story: The People v. O.J. Simpson. In the series, which follows the murder trial of O.J. Simpson, Schwimmer will portray Robert Kardashian Sr., one of Simpson's lawyers and the late ex-husband of Jenner and father of Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, and Rob Kardashian.
As Schwimmer told E! News at the FOX Upfront in New York City, "I was lucky enough to speak with Kris [on the phone] for a few hours. She was very generous with her time, just telling me about who Robert was." The actor also revealed he doesn't think she had any say in the casting of Selma Blair as Kris Jenner in the series. He said, "I highly doubt it, but she was very generous of her time and spoke very highly of Robert... I'm excited to explore that relationship with Selma. She's fantastic."
So, this got me thinking, what would it be like if Ross Geller and Kris Jenner hung out? As Friends and Keeping Up With the Kardashians fans can imagine, it'd make for one hilarious and entertaining crossover episode. I'm sure Ross would try to teach Kris about dinosaurs, while she would teach Ross all about management.
Here are a few other things that would totally happen if Ross and Kris chilled.
They'd Go Tanning
Remember, Ross and Kris, count Mississippilessly.
They'd Talk About Their Kids
Another thing they have in common? Bragging about their children, especially that time Kim did everything right and Ben auditioned for a commercial.
They'd Make Their Own Routine
There Would Be Talk About Marriage & Dating
They both know a thing or two about marriage.
Kris Would Talk About Herself... A Lot
Typical Kris Jenner.
Ross Would Enter A State Of Depression
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