Tinder is a hard place to find love. Whether you're trying to be yourself or are using Hillary Clinton quotes on Tinder, it can be rough out there. If they want a hook up, you'll want a relationship; If you just want to hook up, they'll not-so-secretly want to marry you. And while lots of people win on Tinder, just as many get fed up, delete the app and swear off dating because of it. There's no appropriate segue for this, so I'm just going to say it: To make matters worse, there's now a piece of meat on Tinder. And I don't mean that in a weird, derogatory, mean way. Absolutely not. I mean it in the sense that there's a literal PIECE OF MEAT swiping right on Tinder.
It's Tender (get it?!) created by artists Cos Brinkman, Jeroen van Oorschot, Marcello Maureira, and Matei Szabo. Basically, it's a small motor propelled machine connected to a piece of meat. (Personally, I think it looks like tongue, but maybe I'm just a closeted grandmother.) The piece of meat swipes right on Tinder, because a docked smartphone is positioned underneath the machine.
So if you're entirely exhausted by the dating apps out there, let this piece of meat do the work for you.
Watch it swipe right forever and ever and ever:
For the full Tender experience, here's the full video:
If you're reaction to both Tinder and Tender is something like this...
... then let me tell you, you're not alone.
But while you ponder the grossness of this new invention let me just remind you that Tender's still going. Much like Miley, it can't stop.
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