Crescendo Is The World's First Fully Customizable Vibrator That's Never The Same Sex Toy Twice, Because One Size Does Not Fit All

Historically, vibrators have been designed with a one-size-fits-all mentality that can make it pretty um, hard, to find one that hits the spot. Thanks to the marvels of modern pleasure science, however, the world's first fully customizable sex toy is now at your fingertips after a five-year incubation period of trial, error, and orgasm.

Crescendo, produced by MysteryVibe, is one of many toys leading the sex tech revolution that knows all bodies are not created equal, and that sex isn't meant to be experienced the same way twice. It encourages you to forget the the standard pulses and buzzes and create your own. The versatile vibe can be twisted and turned to take any shape you desire and has six motors that can hum at a multitude of patterns to suit your mood. It's also low noise, waterproof, dustproof, comes in a variety of colors, and charges wirelessly — and first batch is available now for folks who help the company cross their funding finish line within the next eight days.

The inspiration for Crescendo? Your ideal partner, the company says on their the crowdfunding site Born: "We know that the best partners move and respond to your every touch. They adapt, change, and learn – without any buttons. So we wanted to take that adaptability and bring something revolutionary to pleasure: a brand and device that is responsive to you – no matter what your mood, location or occasion."

Although Crescendo is unique, it's not the only bedroom accessory advancing vibrator action to the next level.

1. For bookworms, there's Little Bird

The first literary sex toy that's connected to your favorite erotic stories in digitized form.

2. For competitive types, there's SmartBod

The toy that lets you share and track your orgasms with friends.

3. For sex geeks, there's Mod

The hackable sex toy for those who like to code while they come.

So only one question remains — which tool will you try first?

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