Twitter Can’t Handle Gwyneth Paltrow’s House Tour Either

“No thoughts, just Gwyneth Paltrow’s spa.”

Twitter Can’t Handle Gwyneth Paltrow’s House Tour Either
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It’s been a big few weeks for Gwyneth Paltrow. From eating her own vagina candle (yes, you read that correctly) to becoming the latest celebrity to invest in NFTs, she’s been rather busy. And yet this all pales in comparison to what was to come. Gwyneth Paltrow has come full circle in building her pristine and post-modern brand with her new Architectural Digest house tour.

That’s right, Paltrow fans (and people who have an obsession with celebrity interior decor) can rejoice because her home – better known as her tranquil Montecito retreat – has finally opened its virtual doors. Speaking to AD, Paltrow described the house as, “a Parisian apartment set within an old European barn, something with high ceilings, flooded with light, a place that feels generous yet manageable at the same time.”

Think sharp angles, white, minimalist (but not empty), and light. Lots and lots of light. Bouncing off the “self-care” theme in her wellness brand Goop, Paltrow’s house even features a spa (the size of football court, basically) for ultimate relaxation.

Needless to say the size and decor of this California mansion had people abuzz on Twitter. And people went through the full spectrum of human emotion; from full out appreciation to remembering that the likelihood of becoming a hugely wealthy A-List celeb is pretty slim. Here’s some of the best memes and reactions to Gwyneth Paltrow’s house tour.

A national holiday

Pure shock

Eat the rich?


Realising we’ll never be Gwyneth Paltrow