When it comes to the lavish lifestyles depicted on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, restauranteur Lisa Vanderpump's is quite possibly the most extravagant. From her swan pond and mini horse house to her infinity pool and can't miss, 20-carat diamond wedding ring, the British socialite just emanates opulence and grandeur. But don't be fooled — she can scrap with the best of them while maintaing her class and elegance. Whether challenged by her crazed cast-mates on RHOBH or taking on her equally dramatic employees on Vanderpump Rules, she never misses an opportunity to straighten them out — all with a glass of rosé in tow.
As arguably the most no-nonsense, level-headed, won't-take-any-mess member of both casts, the animal lover sets the standard for rising above the foolishness. Her razor-sharp wit, cunning quips, boundless sarcasm, and endless shade essentially make her the best mentor in all of Beverly Hills. I mean, who else can read Stassi Schroeder for filth and keep her coming back to SUR for goat cheese balls? Amirite?
If that alone isn't enough to convince you that she is the queen bee of counsel, here's are 11 more reasons why Lisa Vanderpump does, in fact, rule.
She Keeps It Real About Where People Stand
Here's looking at you, James Kennedy. Vanderpump "can have another of you in a minute."
She Has No Time For Drama
Make-ups, breakups, who's cheating on whom? Ain't nobody got time for that, especially not Vanderpump!
She Knows The Importance Of Holding Your Tongue
Even when she's being shady to the likes of Lisa Rinna, she always manages to keep herself in check.
She Will Keep You In Check
Surely, the SUR staff gets this lecture on a regular basis.
She Will Teach You How To Be A Boss
With lines the the above, Vanderpump always has a line of wisdom ready to go that will help people become more of a boss like her.
She Offers Sage Relationship Advice
It's hard to admit that a relationship may not always be the best thing for your mental health. Although Vanderpump dishes out tough love, it's always advantageous to take it.
She Tells It Like It Is
If there's one thing Lisa Vanderpump is it's honest. She calls it like she sees it and is unapologetic.
She Is Always Watching... So Don't Slack
Mediocrity will not be tolerated. Do better. Be better.
She Will Show You How To Drink Responsibly
Unless it's rosé... #roseallday
She Knows How To Be A Good Friend
Be a good friend. Keep the gossip to a minimum.
She Will Show You How To Stay Ahead Of The Game
Life is chess, not checkers!
With Season 7 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Season 5 of Vanderpump Rules on currently, Vanderpump is always blessing us with more zingers, reads, and mottos to live by.