The apex of every '90s child's life was undoubtedly the holiday season. No feeling compared to that of trying not to trip on your feet or over the dinner table as you ran to discover what goodies your parents or "Santa" had brought you. While tearing open the wrapping paper to discover the new Britney CD or a shiny, new Caboodle gave you the greatest joy, you always ran the risk of running into one of the worst holiday gifts of the '90s — like one of those Sky Dancer dolls. You remember those, right? You'd pull the string and the doll would be launched into the air and straight into your face? Ah, memories.
You memories of holiday seasons in the '90s are almost entirely positive — a winter break where you were allowed seemingly unlimited Eggo waffles and maybe even a bowl of Cookie Crisp, getting to wear your all-time favorite holiday scrunchie, watching Home Alone with the family while roasting 'mallows over an open fire and trying not to burn the house down... those were the days. The holidays were so good that as an adult, you've almost forgotten some of the horrible gifts you received as a kid in the '90s.
Almost, but not completely. Here are just a few that come to mind.