14 Women Share The Pumpkin-Flavored Thing They Look Forward To Most

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Fall is upon us, and we all know what the best thing about fall is. Stepping on crunchy leaves? No, the other thing. Halloween everything? No, the other thing. Squishy sweaters and crocheted hats? NO, THE OTHER THING. Pumpkin! Redditors have compiled a list of the 14 pumpkin items we're most excited about this year, and the basic witch inside of me is squealing with joy and can't wait to whip out her Ugg boots and sweatpants that say "sexy" across the butt.

Pumpkin has become iconic of autumn the way garland is iconic of Christmas, the way white doves are iconic of peace, the way Cheetos and small hands are iconic of POTUS. Nobody can be in a grumpy mood when our favorite stores, restaurants, and cafes whisper those sweet, seductive words in our ears: "Seasonal flavors have arrived."

Arguably the most famous of the squash family, the pumpkin has a global fanbase that loves working it into every edible item imaginable. The seasonal ingredient is so delicious that even people who hate pumpkin love pumpkin. And if you somehow have any friends who argue against the delectable delight that is pumpkin-flavored everything, it's time to get new friends.

In celebration of fall (I know, I know, it doesn't officially start until September 22, whateverrr), here are 14 items we're itching to get our hands on.

1Pumpkin Tea

My name is Megan, and I approve of this message.

2Stuffed Pumpkin

This sounds like heaven on earth. Who is this person, and can they invite me over for dinner? Can I just invite myself? See you soon!

3Pumpkin Beer

11 out of 10 experts agree this is the only acceptable way to get drunk.

4Pumpkin Pie Blizzards

Is it pumpkin? Is it pie? Is it ice cream whipped into a frenzie? WHO KNOWS.

5Pumpkin Spice Doughnuts

It's true! This is a one-day-only pumpkin celebration. I know the eighth is a Friday and we'll all be working; but seriously, screw work.  

6Good Ol' Pumpkin Pie

Alright. Traditional. I can get onboard with that.

7Pumpkin Spiced Pumpkin Seeds

Pumpkin flavored pumpkin seeds sound like they would confuse me, but I love Trader Joe's with every pumpkiny fiber of my being.

8Pumpkin Spice Frappuccinos

This Starbucks seasonal offering is all of your wildest dreams combined into one mouthwatering drink.

9Pumpkin Muffins

Where does this person work, and how can I apply for a job there?

10Pumpkin Oatmeal

Plain oatmeal is only enjoyable if you like the taste of concrete. But pumpkin spice oatmeal? Now we're talking.

11Pumpkin Spice Latte

It's baaaack! Starbucks had no idea the PSL would grow into the famous drink it is today, complete with its own Twitter page.

12Pumpkin Soup

Soup is the ultimate cold-weather comfort food. Pumpkin soup? I can't even let my mind go there. It might not come back.

13Pumpkin Kettle Corn

I can easily envision myself elbow-deep in a bag of this stuff.

14Pumpkin Dip

I want to dip my whole face in this.

15That One Debbie Downer

Haters gonna hate.