18 Things Every Introvert Will Want To Buy Immediately

by Megan Grant

If you'd rather be wrapped up in a big blanket and catching up on your to-read pile, or maybe reorganizing the kitchen pantry and alphabetizing your canned goods before the delivery guy arrives with the enormous sushi dinner you intend to finish by yourself, you might be an introvert. Sound like you? For those of us who prefer the company of... no one... there are 18 things every introvert needs.

We're a special breed, introverts — and people still don't truly understand us. People mistakenly assume we're shy, although we're often not. They assume we're lonely and dislike people. While everyone is different, there's something important you need to understand about us — we just feel our best when we're with our favorite person in the world: ourselves. While social butterflies feel energized and entertained by spending time around others, it sucks the life out of introverts. We do much better quietly strolling the aisles of the library, or screaming at the TV while watching Married At First Sight because why couldn't Jamie just give Doug a chance?

Introverts sometimes try to force themselves out of their shells, even though they really, really enjoy shells. Be proud of your introvertness! Celebrate your you-ness! Show it off in front of all the people you don't hang out with! Check out this shopping list. You might fall in love.


This Unwelcome Mat


This Bathtub Caddy That Makes It So You Never Have To Leave The Bathroom


This Poster Depicting You, The Introvert, As A Snail


This Laptop Cover That Just Wants Its Personal Space


This Embroidered Decor


This Tote Bag That's Perfect For All The Social Outings You Don't Have


This Journal To Write Down Your Many Thoughts


This Wall Decal Perfect For The Person Who Never Has Guests


This Magical Coffee Maker That Knows Exactly What You Need


This Wall Clock That Only Speaks The Truth


This Phone Case That Represents The *Real* You


These Notebooks That Basically Read Your Mind


This Pillow That Would Be You, If You Were A Cat