I've lived in Florida my entire life, and I have a pretty dramatic reaction once the temperature drops below 75 degrees. I'm perfectly content with too-hot summers and wear sweaters year-round. 100 degrees outside? No problem. 60 degrees outside? I'd rather die. Even when I'm indoors, it's a struggle. I'm wrapped in a blanket and wearing wool socks as I write this. If you're someone else who's always cold, you know the struggle. But if you aren't in the always-shivering club, you may be wondering what holiday gift to get a friend who's always freezing — or, if you're me, what you can buy yourself to try to warm up even slightly.
It may seem strange to give someone a gift based on their body temperature, but I'm so much more pleasant to be around when I'm warm. I even bought a blanket to keep in my car so I can grab it if I'm in public and feel cold. Those of us who are always cold are also easy to please. My friends and family could buy me blankets and socks, and I'd be eternally grateful. As any person who's always cold will tell you, you can never have too many blankets or socks. But there are lots of other cool (ha) ideas you can get on too. Here's a list of perfect gifts for the chillest friend in your life.
1A Heated Blanket
Sunbeam Fleece Heated Electric Throw Blanket, $35, Amazon
It sucks to be cold regardless of where you are, but being cold in bed is practically indecent. Heat up your loved one's life with a heated blanket.
2Fuzzy Socks In Bulk
Fluffy Warm Cozy Home Socks, $28, Amazon
I lose socks with an alarming regularity, so I buy a new six-pack every few months. Save your friend some trouble and help them out with this bulk pack of socks.
3'I Hate Winter' Sweatshirt
I Hate Winter Sweatshirt, $24, Etsy
Everyone romanticizes winter until it's actually winter. I briefly lived in Washington, D.C., and I almost cried at the forecast each day. I would've worn this with pride.
4A Hooded Wool Coat
Black Hooded Wool Coat, $159, Etsy
Not only does this coat serve Twilight looks, but it also looks freakishly warm. I'd buy it for the hood alone.
5Hot Drinks Recipe Book
Hot Drinks: Over 25 Warming Recipes For Cold Days, $11, Amazon
One of winter's few redeeming qualities is having an excuse to drink hot beverages. This cookbook is the perfect stocking stuffer for someone who's feeling chilly.
6Hand Warmers
HotHands Hand Warmer Value Pack, $14, Amazon
I have no idea how these work, but I'm sold after seeing how warm the hand on the package looks. I'm sure these are intended for freezing weather, but I'd use them every day.
7An Octopus Beanie
Warm Octopus Hat, $11, Amazon
Can you breathe through this beanie? Does it matter? I'm not sure I'd be able to wear this in public without getting ridiculed, but I'm still glad it exists.
8Drink Mittens
Beverage Cozy Mitts, $24, Etsy
If you're craving a beer while braving the cold, these mittens offer a solution. Your always-cold friend is likely not drinking chilled beverages during winter, but you never know.
9Towel Warmer
Aluminum Towel Warmer Rack, $70, Amazon
Is there anything more luxurious than a warm towel waiting for you when you get out of the shower? This towel warmer is a perfect gift, and it'll help your friend avoid dreaded post-shower chills.
10A Giant Knit Blanket
Huge Knit Blanket Throw, $170, Etsy
If you're going to buy someone a blanket, you might as well get a good one. Etsy is full of handmade blankets that guarantee warmth. Bonus: They're perfect for cuddling weather, too.
11Decorative Cup Warmer
Decorative Cup Warmer, $13, Amazon
I often keep warm with a hot cup of coffee, but unless I slurp it down, it becomes lukewarm pretty quickly. Problem solved with this cup warmer.
12USB Heated Gloves
USB Hand Warmer Heated Gloves, $20, Amazon
I am mostly mad I didn't think of this idea first. You plug these into a USB port, and the gloves keep your hands warm as you type. Genius.
13'I Am Freaking Cold' Shirt
I Am Freaking Cold T-Shirt, $15, Etsy
Why beat around the bush? When you're cold and miserable, you want everyone to know it. Your friend may have to pair this with a sweater, but they'll appreciate the gift nonetheless.
14'Freezing My Buns Off' Cross-Stitch Pattern
'Freezing My Buns Off' Cross-Stitch Pattern, $3, Etsy
If you have a loved one who's crafty, this cross-stitch pattern is the perfect gift. It has a fantastic pun and gives them a chance to get creative.
15Warm and Cozy Campfire Mug
Warm and Cozy Campfire Mug, $15, Etsy
If you're always cold, you work hard to get warm and cozy, and this mug is the perfect way to celebrate once you aren't freezing anymore.
16Nose Warmer
Nose Warmer Winter Tweed, $10, Etsy
I have a lot of comments about this nose warmer, but my main one is, "How quickly does it ship, because I need one now." Is it practical? Who cares! It keeps your NOSE WARM.
17Blanket Scarf
Plaid Blanket Scarf, $18, Etsy
A blanket scarf is the perfect gift for someone who's always layering thanks to their too-cold struggles. It's fashionable and also amazingly warm.
18Fleece Onesie
Hooded Footed Jumpsuit, $39, Amazon
It can be difficult to find warm pajamas, but this jumpsuit presents a solution. I'm not sure how I'd go to the bathroom, but I'm sure I'd figure it out.
19Super Warm Hoodie
Women Long Sleeve Pullover, $18, Amazon
This hoodie can be worn to brave the cold or around the house, which makes it an ideal present for someone who's freezing no matter where they are. Summer will eventually arrive again, but until then, help out your freezing friends with a nice gift.
