19 Pumpkin-Flavored Things That Aren't Basic AF

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At last, it's the time of year when you can scoot your sweater-clad self down to the coffee shop, headphones blaring spooky music, and walk out with that undisputed queen of seasonal offerings, the pumpkin spice latte. I'm told, though, that some people prefer pumpkin-flavored things that aren't as basic as it gets. I must say you're missing out, my friends, but to each their own and all that jazz. You don't choose the pumpkin spice life; the pumpkin spice life chooses you. Or rather, it chooses your taste buds by virtue of being delicious.

Despite popular perception, pumpkins weren't always associated with Halloween. Several hundred years ago, people in Ireland carved jack-o-lanterns out of turnips or potatoes; it wasn't until they started immigrating to North America that they discovered pumpkins make the best jack-o-lanterns. Fast forward a few centuries, and pumpkins are synonymous with everything fall — something that retailers have certainly taken advantage of recently. On top of the good old PSL, you can buy non-aerosol pumpkin spice spray, deodorant, and even makeup.

But whatever happened to actual pumpkin products? Not the aggressively autumnal pumpkin spice, but simple pumpkin-flavored things? After some Internet sleuthing, I've managed to compile a list of pumpkin products even the least basic (most complicated?) people will love. I promise that you will find no pumpkin spice yogurt, cereals, or hummus in this article. You can thank me later, but first, coffee.

1Pumpkin Cookie Mix

Target.com

You know what's basic? Counting calories. Enjoy the season by making some pumpkin cookies. Nobody will judge you for using a mix, especially if you don't tell them in the first place.

Betty Crocker Pumpkin Cookie Mix, $1.99

2Dogfish Head Punkin Ale

Total Wine

Is there anything less basic than a six-pack of beer? I think not. Pumpkin beers are a seasonal favorite, with dozens of breweries working the flavor into their offerings each year. Kick off your fall festivities with Dogfish Head Punkin Ale, a full-bodied, pumpkin-flavored ale that has been going strong since its initial release in 1995.

Dogfish Head Punkin Ale, $8.99

3Pumpkin Pie Larabar

Target.com

The dairy- and gluten-free life is admittedly pretty basic, but these nutrition bars are so deliciously autumnal that they made it on the list anyway.

Larabar Pumpkin Pie, $5.99

4Salted Pumpkin Seeds

Walmart.com

Seeds may not be the first food that comes to mind when you think of pumpkins, but they're just as much a seasonal staple as pumpkin pie. Roast your own after carving jack-o-lanterns, or buy them pretty much anywhere.

Pumpkorn Organic Shelled Pumpkin Seeds, $1.97

5Baileys Pumpkin Spice Creamer

Walmart.com

No matter where you're from, everyone loves Irish cream. If you're looking to add some pumpkin-y booze flavoring to your coffee, Baileys has got you covered with its pumpkin spice creamer. (For the kind with actual booze added, head to a liquor store.)

Baileys Coffee Creamer Pumpkin Spice, $2.67

6Pumpkin Bread

Walmart.com

Everyone with functioning taste buds loves pumpkin bread. That's a simple fact. Whether you make it from scratch or pick up a mix from the grocery store, pumpkin bread is always a hit.

Libby's Classic Pumpkin Bread Kit, $4.98

7Pumpkin Pie Taffy

Taffy Shop

Is it too hot to break out the warm cider and pumpkin bread in your area? Go for pumpkin pie-flavored taffy as one last summery hurrah.

Pumpkin Pie Gourmet Saltwater Taffy, $6.99

8Chocolate Pumpkin Biscotti

Amazon.com

Pumpkin-flavored biscotti is delicious enough, but when you add in dark chocolate and dip it in coffee, that little cookie reaches autumnal heaven.

Nonni's Dark Chocolate Pumpkin Biscotti, $8.95

9Pumpkin Cheesecake Ice Cream

Walmart.com

A pint of Ben and Jerry's pumpkin cheesecake ice cream, complete with graham cracker swirl never fails to disappoint. If the weather has yet to cool down to an appropriate chill, dig into some ice cream while you wait.

Ben & Jerry's Pumpkin Cheesecake, $4.28

10Hershey's Pumpkin Spice Kisses

Target.com

Are the Hershey's pumpkin-flavored kisses a blatant attempt to capitalize on the pumpkin spice craze? Probably. Does that matter when they're so sweet? Probably not.

Kisses Halloween Fall Harvest Pumpkin Spice, $3.59

11Pumpkin Chocolate Break-Apart Ball

Amazon.com

You know those orange-flavored balls of chocolate from the '90s that you could pull apart? This is the pumpkin-flavored version. Enjoy.

Ovation Chocolate Pumpkin Spice Break Apart Ball, $9.99

12Pumpkin Cheesecake

My Baking Addiction

If you can't get enough of pumpkin cheesecake flavoring after the Ben and Jerry's ice cream, go for the real thing. There are dozens of pumpkin cheesecake recipes on the web, but the recipe from My Baking Addiction produces the glorious cake pictured above.

13Pumpkin Cheesecake Cookies

Target.com

You can also buy pumpkin cheesecake cookies. I promise I'll cool it with the pumpkin cheesecake now.

Pepperidge Farm Pumpkin Cheesecake Cookies, $2.99

14Pumpkin Spice Doughnut

Krispy Kreme

Try not to salivate over literally any pumpkin-flavored donut. It's basically fried cake.

Krispy Kreme Pumpkin Spice Cake Doughnut, prices vary by location

15Pumpkin Pie Ice Cream

Target.com

Given that Halo Top has taken over most of the Western hemisphere by this point, it's no wonder they've released a pumpkin pie-flavored ice cream. The flavor is seasonal, so get it while you can.

Halo Top Pumpkin Pie, prices vary by location

16Pumpkin Spice Caramel Chocolate

Amazon.com

These chocolate squares are flavored like pumpkin and caramel, making them so rich they're practically a member of the Gates family.

Ghiradelli Pumpkin Spice Caramel Chocolate Squares, $12.08

17Pumpkin Spice Caramel Corn

Target.com

Would a basic person be caught dead eating caramel corn? Well, probably, because everyone loves popcorn. But my point still stands: Pumpkin-flavored caramel corn is universally appealing.

Archer Farms Pumpkin Spice Caramel Corn, $2.99

18Pumpkin Salsa

World Market

Although pumpkins are actually a type of fruit, they function in vegetable dishes just fine. Try out this chipotle pumpkin salsa at your next healthy dinner.

Frontera Chipotle Pumpkin Salsa, $4.49 in-store

19Pumpkin Waffles

Target.com

If you love waffles half as much as Leslie Knope, you have to make some pumpkin-flavored waffles this year. As always, feel free to indulge your inner Betty Crocker if you want, but if you're lazy or pressed for time, baking mixes are here to save the season.

Archer Farms Pumpkin Pancake & Waffle Mix, $3.14