19 Things You’ll Love On Amazon If You’re Shady AF
Sometimes, it's good to be a little shady. Between roommates, family, and nosey officemates, there's a lot of folks in your business and it's okay to let them know you're not having it. Whether you want some more privacy or you just want people to back off, there are some amazing products on Amazon that will help you be your best, shady self.
If you've got a desk mate at work who keeps staring over your shoulder whenever you get a text, there's a sneaky phone screen that'll totally block their view. Maybe you've got a roommate that loves to steal your favorite foods. Well, you can get yourself a fridge lock to keep your snacks safe against their thieving fingers.
Some of these sneaky items get into some James Bond-level spy territory. Sneak away an SD drive in a case that looks like a quarter or an outlet that’s really a safe. And of course, being shady doesn’t always mean being sneaky — there are some great products out there for when you just want to be a little passive aggressive or let people know you’d rather be left alone with a glass of wine. Being a little sly or wanting your privacy is not a bad thing. So, check out some of these low-key sneaky products and live up to your full shady potential.
1This Screen That Stops Spying Eyes
With a twist of your hand, your phone goes completely dark with this anti-spy screen. From straight on, the screen is perfectly bright at readable, but at any other angle, it looks totally dark. So, everything on your phone stays private. Plus, the screen is made of tempered glass, so it's extremely shatter-resistant, fingerprint-proof, and durable.
2This Safe That Hides In Plain Sight
3This Flask That Looks Like A Hairbrush
4These Notes That Are Hilariously Passive Aggressive
Instead of being coy and trying to leave a nice note for someone that's annoying you, just embrace your passive-aggressive ways with this note pad. With these notes, you can leave a message for your aggravating co-worker without worrying about getting too mean. Plus, the pad is hilarious, so it might encourage you to leave a few more notes for the annoying people around you.
5This Pocket That Hides In Your Bra
We've all had to stash some cash in our bras, but this pocket makes it much easier. This little pocket attaches to your bra so you can keep cards, cash, an ID, or anything else safely stowed between your boobs. Your stuff is completely concealed and you won't have to worry about your cell phone falling out of your bra cup.
6This Backpack That's Extra Safe To Travel With
Nobody'll bust into this backpack but you. The bag has serious theft prevention like a heavy duty combination lock and tons of pockets to keep your valuables hidden from view. Plus, there's an external USB with cable, so you can keep everything charged with ease.
7These Thigh Garters You Can Hide Stuff In
These nylon and lace thigh garters have a little pocket in them which allows you to stash a phone, spare cash, or whatever else you want to keep concealed under your outfit. It features two strips of non-slip silicone on the inner garter to grip to keep it in place for a secure non-slipping fit, and it comes in several colors and three sizes.
8This Attachment That Turns Your Wine Bottle Into A Glass
This clever attachment turns your wine bottle into a glass, giving you the proper wine drinking experience we could all probably use on a stressful day. Reviewers love that this thing secures tight enough to any bottle without leaking. If you want to be extra shady, bring it to your next dinner party along so you can actually drink the wine you bought.
9This Phone Case That Lets You Hide Things In Your iPhone
This phone case, compatible with the iPhone 7 and iPhone 8, allows you to discreetly carry your ID, cash, credit cards, or vital notes. Although the case is so thin it's barely noticeable, the built-in storage has space for two cards as well as cash. The case even has an easy-to-open sliding cover and tactile buttons for quick access to your stuff.
10This Touchscreen Cleaner To Remove Any Trace Of Fingerprints
Though I don’t condone sneaking a peek at anyone else’s device, this touchscreen cleaner will remove any fingerprints you may accidentally leave behind on any smartphone or tablet. But it's not just for sneaky people, its also a handy way to clean and sanitize any screen. It’s only 3.5 inches long, so you can keep it in your purse or pocket, and since it’s liquid-free, you won’t have to worry about damaging any electronics.
11This Safe That Looks Like A Soda Can
Nobody would ever guess this can of green tea is actually a safe! This discrete safe is a great way to hide away, cash, jewelry, or anything else you want to keep out of the public eye. Plus, even empty, it weighs as much as a normal can, so no one will ever know your secret.
12This Cover That Completely Obscures Your Webcam
Prone to being hacked? Suspicious of government spies? Then check out this super-thin webcam cover that sticks to almost any laptop without preventing it from being able to close. The cover slides back and forth so for easy access to your camera and it can be used on a phone, tablet, or computer.
13This Scarf That's Actually A Flask
No one will ever know that your super cute infinity scarf is actually a flask. The scarf hides away eight ounces of your favorite booze while the knit jersey fabric is comfortable enough to wear in any weather. You'll probably want to wear this scarf whether you're hauling hooch or not, it's just that practical.
14These Hilarious Cards That Shame The Bad Parkers Of The World
Sometimes, you can't let the people that park like idiots get away with it —and now, you can use these clever cards to tell those people how bad they are at it. They're printed on thick, UV coated paper, and they'll certainly get your message across loud and clear.
15This Lock That Keeps Your Laptop Safe
Ever work on your laptop at a coffee shop, then have to pack everything up just to go to the bathroom? Don't worry about that mess with this laptop lock. The combination lock fits into any laptop while the six-foot cable attaches to any surface to make sure your computer stays right where it is — and you can even use it at home if you're tired of people borrowing your stuff. With 10,000 possible combinations, nobody's going to take your stuff.
16This Fake Rock Where You Can Hide A Spare Key
This fake rock is made of molded poly-resin that looks and feels exactly like a rock. It's immune to the weather and weighing about as much as you’d expect a rock to weigh. This means no one will suspect you’re using it to hide your spare key — or anything else you choose to stash in it. Toss is under a bush or elsewhere in your yard, and you’ll never be locked out again.
17This Tiny Safe That's Super Discrete
If you want to go to the supreme level of sneakiness, give this wall safe a try. It looks like an ordinary outlet, but unlocks to reveal a tiny safe. Any of your small valuables will be totally secure and even the cleverest thief won't be able to find them.
18These Blackout Curtains That Keep Anyone From Seeing In Your Window
For the ultimate in privacy, these polyester blackout curtains block out more than 85 percent of light and even muffle noises — essentially turning any room into a bunker. The triple-weave fabric is machine washable, available in 15 colors, and also insulates against both the heat and cold.
19This Stealthy Hair Clip That’s Also A Bottle Opener And More
This clever multitool clip looks and functions as a hair clip while also being a top-notch bottle opener, screwdriver, scraper, box cutter, serrated knife, and nail file. The opportunities for its handiness are endless, and no one will ever know what you have neatly stowed away in your hair. And since the “hair clip” is made of stainless steel, it’ll last you ages.
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