21 Products for People Who Are Obsessed With Breakfast
You know what's amazing? Food. Specifically, breakfast. Nothing puts the pep in your step like the thought of a nice, big brekky. The crispy toast dripping with butter. The greasy bacon. The fluffy pancakes that taste like heavenly pillows of unicorn magic. If you like the first meal of the day — eating it, cooking it, taking pictures of it for Instagram — you're going to love these 21 products for people who are obsessed with breakfast.
I don't care whether or not science has proven it is, in fact, the most important meal of the day. When someone puts a plate of peanut-butter-and-Nutella-stuffed French toast in front of me and leaves me unsupervised, well, I can't be held responsible for whatever happens next. (Spoiler alert: I don't even bother using a fork.) And I'm blocking out all of you breakfast h8ers saying, "But you shouldn't start the day with tons of sugarrr! Wahhhh!!!" Because syrup. End of story.
If you go to bed thinking about what you're going to eat the next day (guilty!), if you pin breakfast-related Pinterest recipes you'll never end up cooking (guilty!), if you look at #breakfastporn on your Instagram feed (not me... JK GUILTY!), then these 21 products will bring a tear to your eye.
1A Smiley Face Pancake Pan
It's 2018. We don't pour cereal from the box anymore. Get with the times! This dispenser keeps your corn flakes fresh and is fun to play with. Très important. My only complaint is that there's no room to stick your head directly underneath it. Don't you judge me.
3Mickey Mouse Waffle Maker
4Squishy Toast Pillow
5The Last Shower Curtain You'll Need
73-In-1 Breakfast Station
OhMyGodYouGuys I think I have ascended. This coffee maker/toaster oven/frying griddle hybrid is the answer to every question you've ever asked.
8Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Breakfast sandwiches are the universe's answer to people who are running late every morning but are also really hungry too. Is there anything better than a breakfast sammie with a fried egg in it, and then you bite into the yolk and it oozes everywhere? Negative.
9Color-Changing Egg Timer
Boiling eggs can be a real pain in the yolk. (Baha!) Cook perfect eggs every time with a color-changing timer. Deviled eggs, here you come.
10Mini Donut Baking Pan
11Special Cereal Bowl
You need to see what we can accomplish when we put our minds together. This state-of-the-art bowl separates the milk and cereal and *slowly* releases said cereal into milk so as to avoid unnecessary sogginess. Science.
12Cereal Travel Cup
14Waffle Stick Maker
15Massive Egg Cooker
This egg cooker can hold not one, not two, not three... I'll get to the point: it can hold up to 16 eggs, and you'll never feel hungry again.
17Bacon And Egg Salt And Pepper Shakers
Seasoning your breakfast has never been cuter. If you don't have these adorable salt and pepper shakers on your kitchen table, what are you doing with your life?
I mean, come on. How many times have you said in your life, "Man, I wish I had a breakfast candle right now"? At least, like, 49 times, right? Problem solved. Whatever you do, though, do not — under any circumstances — eat it. Unless it's just a little bit.