With the 2018 Winter Olympics finally here, it's time to get ready to tune in to the games. We all have different ways of getting excited for the Olympics — maybe you're watching the Winter Games with friends, maybe you're going to a themed party. Maybe you're just tuning in for your favorite sport (ice skating) and skipping the others (curling). Or maybe, just maybe, you want to spend the entire time having a lot of sex. That works too.
Because we all know that after the games comes the rampant sex in Olympic Village, right? It's basically like a horny, athletic free-for-all. And there's no reason you shouldn't embrace that spirit, too. It's the perfect excuse to show off your athleticism (or non-athleticism) with some Olympic-themed sex positions. Ranging from a relaxing warm up to really going for gold, there are plenty of positions that will make you feel like you're at the top of the podium accepting your gold medal.
And even though every Olympics is perfect for sex, this year's is even better. Why? Well, the slogan for the 2018 PyeongChang Games is (I kid you not): "Passion. Connected." They're basically begging you to have sex. Right?
So if you want to get into the Olympic spirit, here are some Olympics-inspired positions that can get you in the mood.