A Viral Twitter Thread About A Stolen Work Lunch Is The Most Bananas Story You’ll Read This Year

Remember that episode of Friends where Ross goes bananas after a co-worker steals his lunch? While this person's co-worker who had their lunch stolen didn't go all "red Ross," a viral Twitter thread about a stolen work lunch, where the victim was allowed to view security footage to catch the culprit, is going to have you on the edge of your seat. "Co-worker got his lunch stolen and they’ve agreed to let him watch the security camera tape," Zak Toscani tweeted. "This is the most excited I’ve ever been at any job ever. Ever." Hey, it's the little things that get us through the workday, like a Law & Order style investigation into the case of the missing lunch.

"The lunch in question was shrimp fried rice which means this escalates from a misdemeanor to felony no doubt," he added. And, unless the thief ate the lunch secretly in the bathroom (which is exactly where a co-worker and I once devoured stolen salads while working at a restaurant where we weren't allowed to eat), a unique lunch is pretty hard to hide. First of all, shrimp smells, so one simply needs to follow the aroma. But, in this case, the thief was stealth AF. Like Roman on Blindspot. "Case facts: Lunch was in fridge for less than an hour before it vanished. No shrimp smell remnants in the microwave or kitchen area. This was a professional hit no doubt." If you're on the edge of your seat, like thousands of people on Twitter, here's how the case of the missing lunch ended up.