Rachel Lindsay's Bachelorette season premiere brought so many crazy limo arrivals, it's hard to keep them all straight. But one of them is burned in my brain forever, and that is the doll that arrived when one of the contestants did. Bachelorette contestant Adam showed up with Adam Jr., a large, French-speaking doll with a hand drawn face that looked vaguely like his own, and it's made me supremely uncomfortable... and by the looks of Twitter, I'm not the only one. There are already so many memes about Adam Jr. all over the place, and it seems like the majority of Bach fans are a bit freaked out.
I don't know what is worse so far: The fact that the Adam Jr. has his own interview segments, or that he was just there, in the corner, looking at everyone. Even Rachel couldn't help but be disturbed by him, even though she did handle the situation far more gracefully than most people probably would. But there is one good thing that has come out of this creepy doll, and that is the hilarious memes and tweets that are surfacing about him.
Here are some of the funniest ones. If we all have to be weirded out by Adam Jr., we should all at least laugh about it.
Basically Everyone's Reaction
Just run. It's not worth it. The doll could come alive at any second.
This Uncanny Comparison
There have been a lot of scary dolls in horror movie history, and Adam Jr. resembles all of them.
What Rachel Is Probably Thinking At This Point
At least it makes good TV?
This Important Point
This is actually really true. I'm surprised he didn't get his own rose.
The Loving Look In His Eyes
If this is where the bar is set, we should all aim a little higher.
When He Looked A Little Inebriated
To be fair, this happens to a few contestants every season. Adam Jr. is not the first.
The Truest Statement Ever Made
You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about pic.twitter.com/w0Ud2wtsav— Adam jr. (@Adamjrdoll2017) May 23, 2017
Rachel did specifically say that rose was for Adam and not Adam Jr. So hurtful.