If there's anyone who likely shares your sense of humor, it has got to be your best friend. That being said, both of you are going to crack up when you read through these funny quotes to share on National Best Friends Day. Weren't sure how to spend Thursday, June 8? Well, now you have a game plan.
These hilarious quotes don't shy away from having a little fun at the expense of defining friendship, and the authors of them are about as eclectic as it gets. Seriously, from Sylvia Plath and Virginia Woolf to Linda Grayson and Ralph Waldo Emerson, you might be surprised to see just want kind of names pop up in the roundup below. As for the one common thread each of these quotes have in common? A strand of humor that will have you giggling to your heart's content.
Set aside some time to get together with your besties and read through these funny quotes. Add some wine to the mix, and I promise, they'll be even more funny. The best part of them? They're all actually pretty true. Thank goodness you and your best friends know how to have a good laugh. You'll need a strong sense of humor to make it through these words of wisdom.
1. "There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends." — Sylvia Plath
2. "The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money." — Mark Twain
3. "Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway." — Greg Tamblyn
4. "Some people go to priests. Others to poetry. I to my friends." — Virginia Woolfe
5. "Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected." — Charles Lamb
6. "True friendship is never serene." — Marquise de Sevigne
7. "It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them." — Ralph Waldo Emerson
8. "A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body." — Jim Hayes
9. "The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families." — Jay McInerney
10. "Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice." — Otto von Bismarck
11. "You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job." — Laurence J. Peter
12. "There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate." — Linda Grayson
13. "Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them." — Edwin Arlington Robinson
14. "A true friend is someone who thinks that you area good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." — Bernard Meltzer
15. "Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality." — W. H. Auden