Kanye West Is Reportedly Working On New Music In The Mountains Of Wyoming, So Get Ready For Bison-Inspired Brilliance
Kanye West has reportedly gone to the Cowboy State for some rest, relaxation, and writing. According to TMZ, West is currently working on a new album in Wyoming. Er, to quote TMZ, he is apparently “holed up in a Wyoming retreat at the top of a mountain to find his inspiration.” Well, that sure sounds like a dream. TMZ added that the “All of the Lights” rapper has been there twice in the last few weeks. Again, I can’t blame Ye; Wyoming is a majestic place.
Now, when I first heard West has decided to mine Wyoming for creativity diamonds, a single question crept into my brain: Will American bison be part of the album?
A few things to consider:
- The American bison is the state mammal of Wyoming.
- The American bison is the star of the Wyoming state flag.
- And as of 2016, the American bison is the national mammal.
- The American bison is a big deal.
- Some might say the American bison pops a wheelie on the Zeitgeist.
- Additionally, the American bison’s grunt is great.
- Seriously, listen to this. Just fantastic.
- Maybe my googling fell short, but I cannot find any pop songs that feature the grunt of an American bison.
- If West sprinkled some guttural American bison brays throughout his album, it could be something fresh and cool.
- I mean, whatever he does will be fresh and cool (we’re talking about Yeezus here), but can you imagine an Auto-Tuned bison grunt?
Yep, one of the most talented and envelope-pushing musicians of our time is reportedly toiling away at a new album atop a mountain in Wyoming, and I am over here listening to the call of the bison.
Clearly, my priorities do not need recalibration.