It's official: The Internet functions just like a toxic boyfriend. At the very moment you decide to break up, some brilliant meme comes along to reel you right back in. Today, that meme is #GayBoat, which has quickly joined the Babadook in the pantheon of unexpected LGBTQ icons. Honestly, 2017 has involved so many plot twists, it feels like living in an M. Night Shyamalan screenplay.
As you can imagine, the saga of our nautical homosexual takes a little explaining. Our story begins with Ken Ham, the fundamentalist Christian founder of Kentucky's Creation Museum. The Biblical theme park's sister attraction is a life-size Noah's Ark "built according to the dimensions given in the Bible." In true queer tradition, it's already a little over the top, but things recently took a more colorful turn — and I mean that literally, of course.
On Tuesday, Ham tweeted several photos of the gigantic ark lit up with a rainbow. As he explained, however, this is no mere decorating choice, but an attempt to "remind the world that God owns the rainbow & is a sign of His covenant." In case that didn't get the point across, he added, "Christians need to take back the rainbow... God owns it."
Although Ham didn't specify who stole it in the first place, the rainbow is an internationally-accepted symbol for the LGBTQ community. Naturally, when the LGBTQ people of Twitter noticed his tweets, they weren't fans of the implication. Within a few hours, they took the most mature, reasonable course of action available: trolling the ship out of the rainbow ark.
After all, we queer people are born with the ability to automatically recognize one of our own, even when they're a gigantic, inanimate object.
And so the ark was christened with a new name: Gay Boat. That being said, some speculated that our seaworthy hero falls under a different part of the LGBTQ acronym.
Pretty sure the boat is bi because it sails both ways. I'll see myself out now.— Ecce_Homosexual (@Ecce_Homosexual) July 20, 2017
Either way, Gay Boat has been welcomed into the community with open arms.
That is ABSOLUTE GAYEST BOAT and I 💯💯💯 LOVE IT. #LoveWins 🌈👬👨❤️💋👨👨👨👦❤️👨👨👦👨❤️💋👨👬🌈— John Gidding (@JOHNGIDDING) July 20, 2017
the babadook and the #GayBoat are the lgbt icons we need and deserve— gorgeous hag (@ashaggreyjoy) July 20, 2017
Your gay boat is fabulous, Kenneth 🌈👨👨👦👯♂️— oh word? (@ohworrrrrrrrrd) July 21, 2017
So... party on the Gay Boat this summer? I'll see you there — look for the chick hanging out the corner with the Babadook.