Listen up, my fellow witches: In the Year Of Our Spook 2017, we all got excited about the rumors of the Charmed reboot, and with good reason. The power of three will abso-freaking-lutely set us free. But in all of our excitement, we let yet another trio of powerful witches fall to the wayside. Never ones to be upstaged, your girls Winifred, Sarah, and Mary are reclaiming the spotlight with Spirit Halloween's exclusive Hocus Pocus collection, which is essentially a spooky '90s baby's dream come true.
It has been a full 24 years since the Sanderson sisters were resurrected on an ill-fated Hallow's Eve, but they remain so iconic that it feels like it happened yesterday (or maybe we all just followed their leads and stole a bunch of children's souls to maintain our youth — no judgment, no judgment). Although those 24 years have all but flown by, they mean something very important for all the OG Hocus Pocus fans: We're all old enough to drink some real witch's brew, and have officially been #blessed by the Hocus Pocus wine glasses in this line to prove it.
While that's the product I'm personally most revved about, fans will also delight in costumes for each Sanderson sister, decorative pillows, keychains, and even decorative signs. I'm not saying that I'm going to put them up in my apartment all year round, but I'm not not saying it either. (What? If they come back the next time some dopey kid lights the wrong candle, I feel it is in all of our best interests to be prepared.)
Hide your kids and prepare your wallets, because it's about to get all Hocus Pocus up in here.
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Casual, just me on my way to resurrect my cheating lover and get my spellbook back from a snot-nosed kid.
Warning: costume comes with enhanced sense of smelling children.
Because YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, and BOYS WILL LOVE YOU!!!
Honestly, whose boo wasn't Binx in the '90s?
The original squad goals if there ever was one.
The whole gang is here, but you won't know who showed up to the party until you open up this package and see for yourself — when you order one of the mystery figures, it could be any one of these nine characters. They're all oddly adorable, though, so win-win-win.
Hey, there's a fourth Powerpuff Girl now! It could happen!
Honestly, I am not interested in drinking wine out of a glass that isn't this one for the entirety of my life. The glitz! The glam! The unrepentant fictional murder! ... OK, scratch that last part, maybe, but this is classy AF.
It almost feels like this movie was made for its quotes to be put on shot glasses. Spooky dreams really do come true.
I understand that this is for Halloween, but truly, this sentiment is evergreen and this doormat is the best investment you could ever make.
View the entire exclusive Hocus Pocus collection on Spirit Halloween's website — just make sure that your wallet doesn't run amok, amok, amok!