The Dirty Movies Coming Out This Summer Are All About The Ladies
Anybody still debating whether or not women can be as funny will be shut up for good this summer. The summer comedies coming to theaters in 2017 star a full lineup of A-list female comedians, from Amy Schumer to Ilana Glazer. And, while we should definitely be over the whole "are women funny" debate, it doesn't hurt that these dirty movies coming out in summer 2017 also feature a bunch of badass women ready to make us laugh out loud. Sure, there are some man-led comedies hitting the big screen this summer too, like Dwayne Johnson and Zac Efron's Baywatch, but, one look at the dirty movies coming out this summer and it's clear women are going to rule the box office.
With so many superhero movies swooping into theaters this summer, it can be easy to forget that there are any other films out there. But just because there aren't toys and action figures for comedies, doesn't mean these movies don'r exist. This summer will see plenty of comedies, and dirty ones at that. You know, the ones that make you cringe in your seat, laugh until your belly hurts, and makes you never want to go to the movie theater with your parents ever again? Yeah, those dirty movies are coming at you with a vengeance this summer.
1. 'How To Be A Latin Lover' — April 28
Get a jump start on summer comedies with How To Be A Latin Lover, a dirty, but sweet comedy about a ladies man coming to grips with his loss of game.
2. 'Snatched' — May 12
Snatched is being marketed as a mother-daughter comedy, but given the fact that it stars Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn, I'm thinking dirty jokes are ahead.
3. 'Baywatch' — May 26
Because you can't have two hours of women running in slow motion on a beach without throwing in at least a few really disgusting jokes, now can you?
4. 'Rough Night' — June 16
Rough Night, starring Scarlett Johansson, Kate McKinnon, Zoë Kravitz, Jillian Bell, and Ilana Glazer, looks like a cross between The Hangover, Bridesmaids, and a wacky murder mystery. In other words: it's gonna be wild.
5. 'The House' — June 30
Ok, so a middle-aged white couple working to pay for their daughter's college tuition doesn't scream dirty. Unless it stars Will Ferrell and Amy Poehler.
6. 'Girls Trip' — July 21
Another Hangover-inspired romp, Girls Trip, starring Queen Latifah and Jada Pinkett Smith, is going to try to walk the thin comedic line between sexy and just plain nasty.
7. 'The Emoji Movie' — Aug 4
Yes, The Emoji Movie is a family movie for children, but that doesn't mean it won't be plenty dirty. I would bet all the emojis I have that the movie ends up being at least 60 percent fart jokes.
8. 'Naked' — Aug 11
Naked, a Netflix original movie, stars Marlon Wayans as a groom stuck in his very own Groundhog's Day, where every morning he wakes up naked on an elevator floor.
9. 'The Hitman's Bodyguard' — Aug 18
Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson star in this buddy comedy. In the absence of a trailer, not much is known about the movie, but taking into account what we know from past buddy cop comedies, it's safe to say that The Hitman's Bodyguard will be full of inappropriate humor.
If those dirty movies coming out in the summer of 2017 don't do it for you, then, congratulations, you're too dirty for Hollywood. Good luck!