Lately, I've been feeling like we need a corollary to Rule 34 of the Internet, which states that if something exists, there's porn of it: If something exists, there's a sex toy of it. I've seen some weird sex toys pop up, and it makes sense. Sex is a time for us to let loose and have fun, which sometimes includes silliness. So, perhaps paradoxically, adult products can bring out our inner children.
The variety of stuff that can give people sexual pleasure is pretty amazing. According to one Reddit thread, the things people have masturbated with include a Harry Potter broomstick, a hand sanitizer bottle, a crystal, and a banana peel. So, why not throw in a rubber ducky or unicorn horn?
Personally, I'm all for products like these. I'm getting bored of seeing phallic object after phallic object (and the occasional egg) on the shelves of sex toy shops. One day, maybe there'll be as many adult toys as there are kids' toys, because people of all ages deserve a variety of things to play with.
Here are a few of the weirdest sex toys I've ever seen — and by weird, I actually mean awesome.