Just what you always wanted out of life: A vaguely inappropriate bathing suit with Guy Fieri's face on it. Here's the thing — usually, pop culture-related swimwear is cool, and references to all things Food Network should logically be even cooler... but not in this very special case. Nope, let's call this one like it is: A hilarious abomination fashion.
The Guy Fieri bathing suit actually comes courtesy of Beloved, a brand known for their pop culture-laced off-beat aesthetic — to give you an idea of what to expect from the company, just know that their most famous suit to date is printed with a realistic man's hairy chest, nipples and all (yes, it is every bit as terrifying as it sounds).
At any rate, the Fieri suit itself comes in two styles — the classic version, and a very on-trend high-cut version for when you want to show a little bit more leg. And, if you're so inclined, you can also shop hoodies, T-shirts, and tanks printed with Fieri's face (they're marginally less scary, but still pretty wild). Oh, and bonus? The design features the frosted tips we all know and love, flames reflected in his signature sunglasses — as well as a somewhat suggestive placement for his trademark goatee. It's... unfortunate.
It's kind of one of those things that can't be unseen, right? You're welcome for the nightmares. Oh, and in case you were wondering, the back is every bit as horrifying, if not more so.
Just what we always wanted: Guy Fieri's enthusiastic face printed on our butts.
Believe it or not, the Guy Fieri suit may not even be Beloved's scariest celeb-printed swimwear — no, that honor may have to go to the absolutely abhorrent Trump one piece (seriously, click that link at your own risk).